Friday, September 22, 2023

This Is Getting Weird


Totally Not Satanic

Have you seen? Vladimir Zelensky, popularly known as "Cocaine Dwarf" and President of the Ukraine, has asked America's top art witch Marina Abramovic to act as an ambassador to his beleaguered country. Seriously.

Really Not Even Slightly Satanic

Abramovic is famous for satanic performance art, not least Crowleyite Spirit Cooking, and was palled up with the Podestas and presumably all the rest of the Clinton campaign crew. Because this is a family blog I won't post photos of her devil art but it's readily available on the scrying stone that is the internet.

Nothing Demonic About This At All

But why, you ask, is ABRA invited to drowning man Ukraine by Cocaine Dwarf? Leaving aside Clintons and Global Initiative, it's to "help the children." I kid you not. Kyrie Eleison and you know what they say.

Out Demons Out,



Beans said...

Time for a good witch BBQ.

Recipe: One cord of wood, one denier of Christ.

Better yet, may she find God and look back upon what she has done on this Earth. That will be worth a couple celestial lifetimes in Purgatory.

LSP said...

Beans, there's more joy in heaven...

Wild, wild west said...

To paraphrase the late senator Everett Dirkson (R-IL), a billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money for apostasy.

Anonymous said...

The painting is called “Satan Summoning his Legions”. Not kidding. The distinguished gentleman in the photo is none other than Lord Jacob Rothschild.

Multiple choice question: The photo is:
a) crude propaganda by hateful anti-Semitic NWO conspiracy theory nutters;
b) highest-order sarcastic mockery of hateful ASNWOCTNs by merry prankster Abramovic;
c) a weird coincidence;
d) Them laughing in our faces telling us subhuman meatsacks EXACTLY what They are about.

I, personally, am certain it’s b).


Wild, wild west said...

I was gonna go with e) all of the above, but that doesn't seem to be an option......

LSP said...

Yeah we are, Wild, massive, sloshing amounts of cash.

You cannot serve God and Mammon.

LSP said...

Mike, I see b AND d

Are they mutually incompatible? I'd argue "part and parcel."

And yes, I've seen the painting. Our on the bus satanist pals do have a sense of humor.

Out demons, out.

LSP said...

With you, Wild.

I call b and d.

LL said...

I don't see the pleasure in cutting off a goat's head. Beheading a's Biblical, LSP.

Anonymous said...

Doubling down: I declare that I sincerely believe that it’s b). I also declare that President Biden received MORE than 81 million votes, but MAGA thugs gamed the voting process, fraudulently reducing his count by 20%. Also, also HRC really won in 2016 and Trump was NEVER the real president. Plus, Putler definitely blew up his own pipeline. And, and! Jussie Smollett WAS lynched by two white Trump supporters, and Los hermanos nigerianos were just the fall guys.

Of course it couldn’t possibly be d) because that’d be anti-Satanism, which doubtless is some sort of hate crime.


LSP said...

LL, "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." I believe that's in the Good Book.

LSP said...

Mike, I withdraw my earlier, ill-advised, seditious comment and agree. You were and are right.

Drumpf must go to jail for TREASON and Putler tried for TRANS GENOCIDE war crimes.

It's no laughing matter.

But what am I saying. We're right back at the bizarre intersection of B and D. Huh. Must report myself. Yet. Again.