Friday, March 20, 2015

Madonna, Hermetic Sorceress?

Famous pop icon and low-level Illuminati witch, Madonna, has thrown her pointed hat into the ring against Dolce & Gabbana, after the fashion duo spoke out against gays having IVF children.

Here at Team LSP, we have to ask: Who would be so irresponsible as to lend Madonna a child, and secondly, since when did the Queen of Pop become an "as above, so below" authority on Hermes Trismegistus?

As noted previously, the Vatican is wisely commissioning more Exorcists; here's what Kipling has to say.

Oh the road to En-dor is the oldest road
And the craziest road of all!
Straight it runs to the Witch’s abode,
As it did in the days of Saul,
And nothing has changed of the sorrow in store
For such as go down on the road to En-dor!

God bless,



LL said...

I'd never heard of the emerald tablet. If Madonna has it, I will suggest to you that it clearly did not impart "eternal youth" to her. That woman has a lot of hard miles on the chassis.

LSP said...

I don't think she has the Tablet, but maybe she knows someone who does? And certainly, the alchemical elixir of unending youth appears to have eluded the Michigander Witch...

Fredd said...

Yes, Madonna is a piece of work. At 56, she still is out there peddling her sexuality, as her voice continues to atrophy. Happens to all of us, but it is particularly pathetic when we have to watch it happen on stage.

Remember Mae West, the siren of Hollywood 80 or 90 years ago, and what she looked like just before she passed: she fought aging tooth and nail, and had more spackle, corsettes and pancake make up on her, it looked like she was maintained not by a make up artist with a rouge brush, but rather a brick layer with a trowel.

Well, at least Madonna has not signed up with the Scientologists and L. Ron Hubbard's cult. This Hermetic stuff sounds relatively harmless.

LL said...

Fredd, since Madonna reads this blog, your bringing up Scientology may encourage her to branch out beyond mystic Judaism and mystic crystals.

Madonna has become "coyote ugly", which means that if you woke up next to her after a hard night at the pub, you'd gnaw your own arm off rather than move it out from under her in the off chance that she'd wake up. Fredd and LSP - you all can imagine Madonna without make up if you'd like. My mind can't go there. It just can't.

LSP said...

LL has a point, it doesn't do to encourage her.

And let's not forget. L Ron was a magicke friend of Jack Parsons (before he stole his witch girlfriend and boat). And Parsons was a friend/protege of Crowley.

Scientology and hermeticism may not be that far removed...

LL said...

If L. Ron Hubbard had been able to sing and if he'd looked good in a brass brassiere, he might have been Madonna - but for a cruel twist of fate, he'd have been banging Sean Penn.

LSP said...

L Ron, what a sci-fi genius. On the Bridge.