In a stunning show of force, James Taylor and a holographic John Lennon are being beamed in to Paris by Senator John Kerry to finally, once and for all, defeat the Jihad. Yoko Ono is also slated to appear, in what pundits are predicting to be the "most significant rally for peace since Band Aid."
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| The Talent That is Yoko |
Who knows, maybe the incredibly talented vocalist, Yoko, will shriek the Jihad into submission. Failing that, France has launched a massive Peace Raid on the Caliphate's capital, Raqqa, consisting of 20 bombs.
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| Vive |
Yes, 20. It's a lot like the allied bombing raids on Nazi Germany, only way smaller. Still, despite their reputation, the French can be made of pretty stern stuff. Maybe the attack on our frenemies, ISIS, will continue.
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| Good Luck, Paris |
In the meanwhile, Paris, already reeling from one attack, steels itself for Yoko. It survived ISIS, at no little cost to itself. It remains to be seen whether this iconic city will survive the sonic assault of the genius that is Yoko.
All you need is love,
LSP
13 comments:
Yoko could sing a duet with her former lover, Hillary Clinton. That shrill cacophony would scare anyone.
And I think that's all of the air power that France had available. They've disarmed in the face of the Jihad. Maybe they'll buy American aircraft. Obama isn't using them.
I guess France has a Squadron of planes? Maybe?
OK. Maybe they don't have that many planes. But we can lend them Yoko. Devastating.
Drop Yoko over the ISIS HQ in Syria and let her keen and howl (like a bomb) on the way down.
It should be banned, by the Geneva Convention.
Helped with an install of Ms Ono's work at a local museum. I was told I could stay on the clock and meet her. "Debit me one hour" sez I, and swaggered off to the local.
I sure hope those exhibits weren't "musical", JC...
Twenty bombs is my definition of plinking. I agree with Trump when he says this could all be over in a weekend if anyone actually planned to win.
We've just destroyed an ISIS oil convoy. The question is, why haven't we been doing that for the last 13 months of our air "war" against the terrorists? The whole thing stinks, and stinks badly.
Once we drop Yoko from 10,000 ft, the war won't be over, but we won't need to speak of her again either.
The Yoko airburst is a terrible thing.
I think the best thing that can be said about Yoko is what George Harrison said about her at the Concert for Bangladesh. He invited John. John asked George what Yoko would do for the concert. George replied, "She can enjoy the concert from her seat."
Well it wouldn't be fair on all the punters to have Yoko ruin the gig by "singing", would it.
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