Residents of Ithaca, in upstate New York, have been disturbed by a strange, high-pitched whine, that seems to come from nowhere and makes it impossible to work, or even think.
"All I can hear is this whining sound," said one one disturbed Ithaca resident,"It gets so bad I can't even hear myself think, it's like tinnitus but worse. I had to call in sick to work today. We call it The Whine."
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Some have accused the government of causing the mysterious noise, but anomaly hunting experts have revealed its cause, rich kid students, at Ithaca University.
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"At first we thought it was a DAARPA mind control project," said one investigator, "but it's just whining from the students. It gets real noisy!"
Ithaca locals have had to buy ear defenders to protect themselves from The Whine. Will someone put a stop to it? Please?
LSP
2 comments:
Rich liberals reproducing at a cost of $60K per year. That gives me a lot of hope for Amerika's future.
One thing is certain. I would not hire ANYONE who graduated from that waste-of-time university.
Would they be an asset to the workforce? We have to wonder.
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