Monday, November 30, 2015

Church of England Appoints Nudist Woman Bishop


Hardly a week goes by without the Church of England appointing a new woman bishop in its desperate attempt to reverse declining congregations and shrinking budgets. But the new Bishop of Sherbourne, Karen Gorham, isn't just a woman, she's also a nudist.

Archdeacon of Buckingham, Karen Gorham, was named next Bishop of Sherbourne last Thursday and has a long history of nudism, going back to her upbringing in a nudist family. According to Gorham, going around naked isn't necessarily about sex:

A Typical Woman Bishop Figure

"The connection of nakedness and sex, though it may seem inescapable, need not necessarily be so," stated the new bishop in a theology booklet, "Life in a naturist club, or a naturist resort, is just about doing things which one generally does with clothes on, but unclothed when the circumstances permit it."

Pew Filler

Gorham, 51, is unmarried. Maybe she'll get all the "singles" back to church and fill those empty CofE pews.

Good luck.
 
LSP

10 comments:

LL said...

Karen Gotham naked is the stuff of nightmares.

I'm sure that she'll make a fine bishop.

LSP said...

Well done, CofE.

lukeya said...

Nude except the collar I take it?

LSP said...

It's not necessarily about sex, Lukeya.

LL said...

Who could keep it hard with her naked?

Arn't the vampire voodoo cultists supposed to come up with sexually appealing women to lure us away? CofE really missed the boat and need to consult with a better class of wiccans.

LSP said...

It's weird, but none of the women bishop figures have been attractive.

jenny said...

There's no requirement to be good looking to be a church leader! Remember, God looks at the heart, y'all.
(...so, of course she promotes looking at a WHOLE lot more than that!! yuck.)

Mattexian said...

She's definitely not a Page 3 girl!

LSP said...

That's true, Jenny.

LSP said...

I doubt the Sun is sending a camera crew over to Karen's place any time soon, Mattexian...