Friday, November 20, 2015

Fighting Talk

If the Takfiri terrorists get past the pump and the pistol they'll have to reckon with the rods, an umbrella, an out of tune piano, and a Blue Heeler. Good luck, Daesh.

But the front against terror comes in many forms, and one of the reasons I'm here in this bucolic farming community is to face off against lib mutineers, who tried to take over the Mission in 2009 and hand it over to the pink empire of gayness, TEC (The Episcopal Church).

"Set up in the compound, LSP," said the bishop, "and stop those terrorists from taking over the church."

So that's what I did.

Your Pal,



LL said...

You need tall adobe walls around the church...much like the Alamo. It will allow us to set up behind firing loops and to lob canister shot from the tops of the walls from our cannons.

The embrace of perverse behavior is behind the popularity of Clinton and her mentor, Barack Obama. Social rot on a grand scale. Thank you for doing your part (along with Blue Evangelist) to hold back the tide of buggary and the jihad.

LSP said...

We definitely need adobe walls and for sure, everyone must play their part.