Wednesday, December 4, 2024

This Needs To Stop

 


This insane, satanic, child mutilating, Mengele cult needs to be stamped out with extreme prejudice, not least in the Church herself. Here, look at this blasphemy:



But perhaps you're a fan of rainbow liturgical dance? Whatev. In related news, rumors that a US Carrier Group is sailing to  liberate Net Zero Bonkers Britain from venal corrupt asset strippers climate crazies are entirely just that, rumors. So what'd it take to free the Sceptered Isle? USMC could handle the task in days. It's not as though the UK has an Army, Navy or Airforce anymore and its citizens are disarmed, notoriously. 




Maybe the Brits will defeat our Task Force with rainbow flags, hi-viz vests and Pride Parades. So there is that to conjure with. Take note, Lammy, Rayner, Kier et al, we're coming to gitchoo.

Rock On,

LSP

Monday, December 2, 2024

Henrietta Maria

 



In stunning contradistinction to today's grifting, huckster, in it for the money mountebanks, we have HRH Henrietta Maria. Of course the puritans hated her catholicism and, I'd argue, everything she stood for, not least the divine right of kings and Christendom itself.




You'll note her pearls. These enraged protestant sensibility, and she fled the Sceptered Isle when the war went wrong to carry on the fight to the enemy using her not inconsiderable fortune. Do you think her Puritan/Protestant fanatics = today's Leftists? I'd argue yes. You may not, your call.




Regardless, we know the result. The regicides were exhumed and dumped in the Thames, fittingly, while Charles II reigned in a kind of late renaissance (are you sure 'renaissance'? Ed.) degenerate glory. Maria, you'll be glad to know, lived in Somerset House on the Strand during that time but later returned to France. 

Prince Rupert of the Rhine, all hail the exuberant cavalry commander, was her nephew. I count her a hero, you may not, no "rule."

Semper Eadem

LSP


Pardon?

 



As in "excuse me?" But what am I saying, one of the many, many reasons lovable Old Joe was so 81 million votes popular was that he was all about the rules based order of democratic Western Civ. Yes, that's why he pardoned his son Crackhead Hunter for all and any crimes committed since 2014 till now.




Keen-eyed readers might note that the Ukrainian, ahem, Maidan, kicked off right about then. Don't say Burisma, 10% to the Big Guy and "laptop." What laptop? Sheer, total, utter Putinist propaganda disinfo, which is why it was rightly pardoned by the most popular president in the history of history.




Vaguely on topic, do you remember a Special Counsel being set up to investigate 45 because Russian Agent? How did that even happen? Now we've got this. A corrupt crackhead gets off totally free while, UK people would say "whilst", honest patriots are rotting in gaol, without trial, for four years.

In England they have this joke, calling Kier Starmer, Prime Minister, "Two-Tier Kier." Why? Because it's one law for Moslems and boat invaders in Kier's Kingdom, and another for patriots who want to see the UK remain, you know, British. The latter get locked up for mean Facebook posts, the former? Not so much. But back to Crackhead Hunter.




D'ye think Crackhead committed any crimes prior to 2014? Surely not. Maybe Kash can get to the bottom of this perplexing mystery.

Your Pal,

LSP


Sunday, December 1, 2024

Advent

 



Welcome to Advent, a joyful time of year, shot through with the anticipation of celebrating Christ's birth at Christmas. But as we reflect on that, the first Advent, we're drawn to the second when Christ will come again in glorious majesty to judge the "quick and the dead" and the world by fire.

The second coming, a vindication of our faith, and with it the promise of evil's utter defeat. A source of hope, for sure, evil is utterly defeated and the faithful vindicated, but also trepidation. How will we measure up before the perfection of God when He returns?

Austin Farrer offers this:


ADVENT brings Christmas, judgement runs out into mercy.  For the God who saves us and the God who judges us is one God.  We are not, even, condemned by his severity and redeemed by his compassion; what judges us is what redeems us, the love of God.  What is it that will break our hearts on judgement day?  Is it not the vision, suddenly unrolled, of how he has loved the friends we have neglected, of how he has loved us, and we have not loved him in return; how, when we came (as now) before his altar, he gave us himself, and we gave him half—penitences, or resolutions too weak to commit our wills?  But while love thus judges us by being what it is, the same love redeems us by effecting what it does.  Love shares flesh and blood with us in this present world, that the eyes which look us through at last may find in us a better substance than our vanity.


ADVENT brings Christmas, judgement runs out into mercy.  For the God who saves us and the God who judges us is one God. Yes indeed.

God bless,

LSP

Saturday, November 30, 2024

Check Out This Rainbow Skulduggery

How Revolting


A little town in Ontario, numbering some 2000 people and named, ironically, Emo, has just been fined 10,000 CDN$. Why? Coz they refused to fly the abhorrent, blasphemous, distasteful, divisive, degenerate, repugnant, faked-up, astroturfed, fake-as-you-like replacement for Marxism known as Pride.


Baphomet is Trans

Good for little Ontarian Emo. They didn't even have a flagpole to run up the repulsive rainbow banner, much less a godless Canadian flag. Yeah, good work, bigots. Now you're in debt to the tune of 10 grand, Nazis, take that.


This is What We're Dealing With

At some point, and I call soon, people will have had enough of risible, pathetic, weak-minded, stupid, pugnacious, ambitious, political hacks, and will say enough. Hopefully that's all they'll say. Don't, for a second, suggest nooses down our respective Malls. Just imagine, if you can, all those power hungry satans hanging from lamp posts.

Best Friends Forever,

LSP





We Love Our Rulers

 



Think of lovable old Joe Biden, how we love him! He was loved so much by everyone that he won an entire 81 million votes. The most popular president in the history of popularity.




Then there's Two-Tier Kier, he's right awesome. Kill 'em in the womb, kill 'em at the tomb, and all to save the holy NHS. While you're at it, kill the farmers too. Go, BlackRock stooge.


Oh, You're Not Gay, You Puking Bankster

And don't forget Macron, France's phony little corporate huckster bankster. So loved by all.


Germany Will Defend The West From Putin, by Gayness


What about Germany, do they even have a Leader? Questionable. But not to worry, they're deindustrializing as we speak. 1945, anyone? Please, serfs, criminalize the AfD.




But perhaps Old 47 can reverse this sickening trend. I hope he does, and Sgt. LSP tells me that the troops are already starting to talk like troops, instead of walking on rainbow eggshells. "Dad," he says, "None of the three trannies in our Brigade are deployable, and now they have to go." Good, and so they should. Why were they even there in the first place.

You know the answer and I won't bang on. Except to say...

Love & Obey your Rulers,

LSP





Friday, November 29, 2024

Happy Thanksgiving & Black Friday

 



I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and enjoyed Black Friday. It was good here at Ma LSP's compound in Dallas, with a quiet Thanksgiving and company, with baby, today. The baby was center of attention as we enjoyed a late turkey lunch. Spirited little fella, who christened my dog "Bark Bark." That's his new name, Bark Bark.

Speaking of Black Friday, what does it mean? Here in the States it's a day to shop at discount and, for me, to joust with towing companies and broken vehicles in Waxahachie when not enjoying turkey and chilled white wine. All well and good, but in England it's a different story.


Excuse Me? What Total Satanic Evil

This Black Friday is a seriously black day, a dark day for the UK, an evil day. Why? Because Parliament's voted to legalize "assisted dying," aka suicide. You know what that means. You're old, sick and in pain, so we'll put you down like a dog. And don't worry, it'll be painless, or will it. Soylent Green, anyone?

Dear readers, you'll note that evil is accelerating, its tempo increasing. And note this too, it wants us dead, that's its end. Regardless, stand firm, steadfast in the Faith.

God Bless,

LSP




Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Utter Total Disaster

 



It all seemed so good, the stars aligned, seemingly, as the rig hummed down I35 to Dallas in the fast lane. Right on, then not so right on. The truck started shuddering and the engine light flashed. Huh, move over to the slow lane and exit the highway, shuddering.

That's exactly what I did, ending up at a sketchy Red Oak Motel 6 on the side of the road, and guess what? Once parked, the recalcitrant rig refused to start. No kidding. Right there on the outskirts of the Metrosprawl. Sure, it tried to start but failed, insisting on showing a red battery light icon.

Huh, good way to start Thanksgiving, LSP, I thought grimly to myself whilst phoning Texas Farm Bureau for "roadside assistance." This turned up in the end and roadside guy checked the battery. It was bad. He charged it and tried to start the vehicle. No joy. "I reckon it's a fuel pump issue," he offered, just "his opinion."

What a total disaster. What to do? Stay at the Motel 6 for Thanksgiving? Nasty, take my word for it. But no, Roadside Savior said, "Hey, where you heading?" I told him, and he said, "We're going there too, leave this truck here and climb in." Which is exactly what we did, dog and all.

Next step? Enjoy Thanksgiving at Ma LSP's setup on Dallas, get the wretched rig towed back to the Compound and sort that beast out. So, utter, total disaster met salvation, I made it to the RV. There's a moral, perhaps several, in this, if you care to draw it.

Ride On,

LSP


Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Blind Faith

 


I've always loved this, perhaps you have too. Be careful out there, kids, like no fooling. Speaking of which, please do avoid the appalling STAFFORD hotel off St. James. It was awesome and we loved it, now we don't, it's utterly rubbish.

Reform Forever,

LSP

Let's Fight For NATO!

 



You're all gonna die for this, right?

LSP

Monday, November 25, 2024

Reverse 1776

 



Here's the thing, we have all these ships, and soldiers, and warplanes. What are they there for? To protect CONUS and by extension the bright light of Liberty throughout the globe. What does that mean, in real time? That we crush tyranny, by force if necessary, after all, we've got it, see Carrier Groups and USMC.




So let's see a couple of Carrier Groups sidle up to the UK and LIBERATE that island. Maybe USMC would be involved, and what would stop them? Precisely nothing, coz UKLF no longer exists meaningfully. 




Maybe trans cops with hi-viz vests will stop our combat teams as they fight through London to free the people from Bolshevik mean post tyranny. Then, when it's all over and the Sceptered Isle thank its wayward son, all will be well.

Let's see it,

LSP

Army Trannies

 


Dear readers, all three of you, do you think the rainbow pride trans cult woke mind virus is going to aid our military, our warfighting capacity? Of course you do, because excluding trannies from the armed services equates to losing their valuable capabilities on the battlefront. Here, I rest my case.




See that? Sure you do, and now you're inspired to lay down your life for your rainbow-hued country. It just shouts combat prepared, except that it doesn't, which is curious. Why are the Left baying for war and at the same time doing all in their power to emasculate the military? Good question, and whoever said Satan was sane.

In the meanwhile, our adversaries mock us as degenerate and "gay," and who can blame them? Look, here's evil Putler and the Cossacks going light on P Riot.




Best Frens Forever,

LSP


PS. Rumour has it that 47's going to fire our military trannies, those blasphemous parodies of men and women. Yes, please.