So what'd it take to liberate the UK from Rainbow Commie Tyranny. Look at you, Brits, being arrested for hurty words on the internet and lying down in pathetic, subservient compliance. Look at you, Left, you utter hypocrites, locking people up in the name of tolerance. You total, utter frauds.
OK, so maybe the UK's sunk beneath the waves of a rainbow caliphate. Problem. Solution? Launch USMC at the Sceptered Isle. Reliable sources tell me more than a few members of UKLF would support such a thing when they're not busy bulling boots.
Yes indeed, Oz, Dallas, the great Metrosprawl, home to millions and millions of people chasing the dream. Fair play, the place has filling stations, complete with crazy homeless people who squat on the sidewalk on the corner of Illinois and Zang.
It has supermarkets too, like the local Tom Thumb, which has, they tell me, an outstanding in house florist, and it has Winnetka Heights where Ma LSP lives. I tell you, the area was sketchy in the '90s when the aged ps moved in. Now? Not so much.
So here we are in the 'sprawl in a spirit of filial piety, and that's no bad thing. Thank God, and I mean that, that our family is close enough to do such a thing, but I won't bang on, you get the point. In unrelated news, it seems the USS Gerald Ford's being laid up for 14 months because of a fire in its laundry room. Huh.
On topic, 47's announced back door negotiations with elements of Persian authority who apparently want peace. No nukes for us, just peace. How awesome. You'll note there's a 5 day rider on this deal which curiously coincides with a USMC taskforce arriving in theater.
OK, if Donny Boy takes down the Mullahs all is epic forgiven. If not? Since when did any of his base vote for moar war? They didn't, they voted for the opposite and he campaigned accordingly. Wow, what a gamble. If the Persian adventure backfires then bye-bye midterms and with it a massive L to the conservative movement in the Anglosphere, Europe and beyond.
Now, I'm not a gambling man, you know this, but if you were to suggest I wager my vicious and valuable fighting monkey on such odds I might raise an eyebrow. You can imagine the scene unfolding in a bay window looking onto St. James.
"I say, devilish busy in Hormuz. Tell ye what, my dog over your dead monkey all day long." We pause and consider, "Damme, money on and twice as fast, eh?"
Just throwing it out there, do feel free to disagree, and I forgot to say. Harvard is still Satan's Vatican though far more wealthy.
what exactly does Elon and the people agreeing with him want the US to do? Invade the UK and kill all the MPs? I mean I wouldn't be adverse to your Air Force accidentally dropping a few bombs on parliament. pic.twitter.com/elvsmpKE8W
OK, invade Canada, as in a 14 day war in which Justine's emasculated rainbow legions fall and fall hard. But what about the UK? Good question.
The United, ahem, Kingdom suffers under the highest energy prices in the world, it's a place where you can gulag get locked up for thought crime and, lo and behold, its beloved rulers were and are importing Moslems in a furious bid to win, forever, at the ballot box.
Don't you be questioning our great replacement, white working class peons or off to Belmarsh you go. So what to do? Liberate the UK, obviously, but how. It's not as easy as rolling across our Northern border into Canada. What's the solution.
III Corps and a USMC Expeditionary task force embark on an Atlantic cruise with a couple of Carrier Groups, full steam ahead. In the meanwhile, SPACE FORCE takes out what's left of the UK's already risible armed potential. Who knows, maybe a Rod from God would take out No. 10 in that "taking out bad rubbish" kind of way.
We Behold The City of London
The aftermath? III Corps and USMC land to the cheers and flowers of liberated citizens, who are at last freed from the tyrannous yoke of Corrupt Corporate Socialism. A beautiful ending, do you not think?
Maybe you're sick of being ruled by the unelected Eagle. You know, concentrated State power, maybe you don't like that so much. Neither did the South, which fought against the Northern mercenary hordes, only to lose.
Just For Kix
Flash forward to the Denton Country Club in the early '90s. "I think," boomed my dad, he was loud!, that "I'm gonna vote Democrat." You could've heard a pin drop, respect to the old terrorist, but my, how that worm's turned.
Here's the thing, we have all these ships, and soldiers, and warplanes. What are they there for? To protect CONUS and by extension the bright light of Liberty throughout the globe. What does that mean, in real time? That we crush tyranny, by force if necessary, after all, we've got it, see Carrier Groups and USMC.
So let's see a couple of Carrier Groups sidle up to the UK and LIBERATE that island. Maybe USMC would be involved, and what would stop them? Precisely nothing, coz UKLF no longer exists meaningfully.
Maybe trans cops with hi-viz vests will stop our combat teams as they fight through London to free the people from Bolshevik mean post tyranny. Then, when it's all over and the Sceptered Isle thank its wayward son, all will be well.
Today's toytown revolutionaries might want to watch this short informational video. And note, if it goes hot in the US there won't berules of engagement.
