American politics is weird and getting weirder, as Gold Trump lines up for an epic face-off against Green Hillary. That's right, green. Some are calling it a color revolution.
Look closely at this photo of Hillary from the Super Tuesday primaries.
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| Clearly Visible Green Glow |
Hillary emanates an otherworldly green aura that's clearly visible to the unaided eye. Where does it come from; is this the green light of murderous ambition and a decades old lust for power, or is there a physical explanation?
Like uranium, or the light that spills off of the Emerald City, suffusing the denizens of Oz with its viridescent glow.
Perhaps we should ask the monkeys. Or would that be the FBI?
Your Pal,
LSP
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You DARE to suggest that the Bitch of Benghazi is for sale? I thought she said that she was broke. I recall the interview. I think that I sent come canned food and old clothes to her office at Rockefeller Plaza in NY, NY to try and help out in her time of crisis. Now I'm packing her soap on a rope to help her make it through her time in the Martha Stewart cell. Ok, until Barack pardon's her.
But then what will Hillary do once she and Huma are thrown out into the street? Maybe they can move in with Yoko Ono?
This is interesting. The Hillary, Huma, Yoko ticket. Huma for VP, obviously, but what's Yoko? Secstate?
Yoko for 'chief of staff'.
I like the idea of Yoko as Sec State, then we can save money by sending her to warble for our allies (and foes) instead of packing up James Taylor to sing "You've got a friend."
As far as Hill-Billy's greenness, I'd point out most progressives turn into watermelons once they get power: green on the outside, red on the inside. Thankfully, whatever paranoid Kalifornia agency (Prop 65, I think) in charge of labeling things as "*possibly* *maybe* cancer-causing" haven't sunk their claws into our wholesome watermelons, unlike a report I saw about aloe vera.
I never realized that the Hill looked so much like a flying monkey. That must be her appeal among the socialist elites who pander to her.
Well she's certainly got the, ahem, talent, LL.
So perhaps you see Yoko as a cultural ambassador, Mattexian? Didn't know aleo vera was so deadly, thanks for the tip.
*aloe
Do you think Hill is a flying monkey, their witch boss, or both, Euripides? Either way, she wants to be the most powerful millionaire socialist in the world. I scorn that.
Hill is both the witch boss and the flying monkey, whichever seems politically expedient at the time. She has the ability to transform herself at will.
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