Media watchdogs are speculating that famous Fox News mouthpiece, Geraldo Rivera, is twisted on a deadly cocktail of Thorazine, Adderall and DMT.
Suspicions were aroused when the renowned reporter lost his mind, blasting out incoherently, "Mass shooting in San Bernadino California at a Center for the Developmentally Disabled WTF! The 2d Amendment is Stupid!!! Don’t rationalize.”
Geraldo, time for rehab?
LSP
4 comments:
Born Gerald Michael Rivera, he changed his name to 'Geraldo' to sound more authentically Latino. He's a legacy liberal who found his way to Fox, where he doesn't do all that much, but I think that he's paid a princely salary. I've thought that Gerald/Gerry needed a physic for a long time.
Maybe he needs to go to the Betty Ford Clinic and dry out for a while. Maybe it will clear up his skewed thinking?
I'm not "judging" but I think Gerry might need a bit of help.
Go 'round his place and offer some friendly, face to face advice!
He's also on his fifth wife who is quite a bit younger. I think many years ago he was a bit more on the right. Maybe having 5 wives skews your thinking. That picture? Ewwwww
Wife #5? He's obviously been losing it on Bath Salts...
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