Thursday, December 3, 2015

Is This Goon High?

Media watchdogs are speculating that famous Fox News mouthpiece, Geraldo Rivera, is twisted on a deadly cocktail of Thorazine, Adderall and DMT.

Suspicions were aroused when the renowned reporter lost his mind, blasting out incoherently, "Mass shooting in San Bernadino California at a Center for the Developmentally Disabled WTF! The 2d Amendment is Stupid!!! Don’t rationalize.”

Geraldo, time for rehab?



LL said...

Born Gerald Michael Rivera, he changed his name to 'Geraldo' to sound more authentically Latino. He's a legacy liberal who found his way to Fox, where he doesn't do all that much, but I think that he's paid a princely salary. I've thought that Gerald/Gerry needed a physic for a long time.

Maybe he needs to go to the Betty Ford Clinic and dry out for a while. Maybe it will clear up his skewed thinking?

LSP said...

I'm not "judging" but I think Gerry might need a bit of help.

Go 'round his place and offer some friendly, face to face advice!

Adrienne said...

He's also on his fifth wife who is quite a bit younger. I think many years ago he was a bit more on the right. Maybe having 5 wives skews your thinking. That picture? Ewwwww

LSP said...

Wife #5? He's obviously been losing it on Bath Salts...