Melania Mondays! Christmas Special

Christmas, Monday, Melania. All of these words fit together which is why we're delighted to bring you a Melania Mondays! Christmas special. 

America's popular and glamorous First Lady is a devout Catholic but went ecumenical last night by attending an Episcopal church for Midnight Mass, Bethesda-by-the-Sea. The Rector, a former Navy Chaplain, preached about Nelson Mandela.

Undaunted by the sermon, the congregation gave Melania and her husband a standing ovation and who can blame them? The presidential couple are all about giving everyone a Merry Christmas instead of the miserable NWO "Happy Holidays."

After the service, Melania returned to Mar-a-Lago, which serves as a "Winter Whitehouse," where she spoke to children on the phone who'd called NORAD to locate Santa Claus. Melania is well known for her love of children.

Speaking at a Toys for Tots event at Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling earlier this year, Melania said, "It is my hope that during this holiday season, people will remember it is not about gifts - it is about family, service and gratitude. We must continue to look out for, and help each other.”

Thank you, First Lady, for looking out for our country and doing your part to make America great again. MAGA.

Merry Christmas!

LSP

Merry Christmas! And guess what, tomorrow's Melania Mondays! It just keeps on getting better and better.

Wishing you all a joyous Christmas,

LSP

Let It Snow

One of the best things about getting ready for Christmas is the Presidential Snow Globe, featuring Donald Trump in winning regalia. Shake the globe and let it snow.

It works well in the Kitchen

Next to a chunk of Steuben

On the dining room table

The top of a prayer book

Or Garden & Gun.

So let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

MAGA,

LSP

All Lit Up And Ready To Go

Dallas HQ looks good, all lit up and ready to go. Saying that, the tree was bought at the last minute and needed some attention. Still, it glitters like Christmas should and its ornaments shine back at you like old friends. Beautiful.

Buying last minute presents in the metrosprawl in near freezing rain was less beautiful but Half Price Books came in handy. You're not allowed to carry a gun in Half Price, leaving you rather less than half safe; fortunately no one was shot by an outraged anti-Christmas Muslim while I was there. 

The Game Stop allowed concealed carry, I think, which is perhaps unwise. Think of all the gun toting parents getting ready to unload on hideously overpriced gaming consoles, the games themselves, controllers, add-ons and the whole nine yards of the very expensive, destructive to young minds gaming industry. Anyway.

Back at the urban compound all was well and the light shineth in darkness. What do I want for Christmas? A good double, a ranch and the unity of Christendom.

Light it up,

LSP

OPERATION SNOWFLAKE -- EXCLUSIVE

Students at a technical/trade school are striking a blow against the cultural Marxist, PC stranglehold on their "Libisota" campus by launching Operation Snowflake.

Taking their theme from the popular 4Chan campaign, It's OK to be white, Operation Snowflake posters advertise the slogans "IT'S OK TO BE WHITE," "IT'S OK TO BE ASIAN," IT"S OK TO BE BROWN," "IT'S OK TO BE BLACK." 

Printed off-campus, the posters are placed in strategic positions in the school. According to Swanky, a 52 year old Machine Tool Technology student and MAGA Knight, the posters are a "social experiment."

"I want to track where each poster is and track which ones are ripped down. It's just a social experiment, designed to melt snowflakes."

The group of disaffected machinists went into action after discovering safe spaces at the school, featuring coloring books and cuddly dogs.

"This is what higher education has come to," stated Swanky, "Coloring books and a petting zoo. I go to a tech/trade school and thought it was the last stand against Social Justice Warrior culture. I was wrong. The 'It's OK to be white' posters will be ripped down and reported, I guarantee it."

Operation Snowflake is a grass roots movement, gaining traction across the Midwest and beyond. 

Operation Snowflake cadres describe themselves as MAGA Knights and carry self-forged hammers made of US Steel.

Stay tuned,

LSP

Tax Cut MAGA

Sit yourself down, pour a drink and ponder this conundrum. What makes you richer, paying more money to the government or less? Tricky, right?

Feed The Beast

No. Not tricky. And well done Mr. President, for cutting that particular Gordian Knot of millionaire socialist elite, globalist cronyism. Good work, more money in people's pockets and a gesture, at least, towards smaller government. Towards cutting off the money that feeds the Beast.

Do The Math, Mitch

Also, let the reader understand, our old enemy the Weather's been taken off the list of threats to national security. And with it, presumably, all kinds of lucrative contracts and NWO, millionaire socialist elite cronyism. 

Oh dear, what a shame. America's going to use its massive natural resource to achieve ANWR energy independence and wealth for its citizens. Sorry, open borders, NWO Spirit Cookers.

Wonk

With that in mind, note how the skunk traitor GOP has decided to rally around DJT. Never Trump? Forever Trump. Whatever, drill, drill, drill and remember, you'll be poorer now because you pay less tax.

ANWR,

LSP

Lord Of Light

"Is there a problem with the jukebox?"

"No, it's Hawkwind."

Normally the Compound isn't decorated for Christmas because all of the energy goes into Dallas HQ but this year's different because there's a rumour of children. So I slung up some lights to get the team in the mood for our Lord's birthday.

Typical Ladbroke Grove Street Scene

It was appreciated, "That looks really good, dad!" Well, just wait 'til you delve deep into the stocking and find a lump of anthracite. "Hey, Merry Christmas. And here's some boot polish, these sturdy brogues aren't going to clean themselves!"

Let's Have This Back

In other news, a church in Kingston on Thames is busy celebrating the birth of Mohammad for Advent and the Diocese of London has elected some Judy as its bishop figure.

Some Kind of Joke?

Good call, CofE, you took the wrong step years ago.

Rock on,

LSP

Ghost Town

This place has become a Ghost Town

We do not know when the mist will lift or what it holds.

Smart people are saying their Rosaries and blessing Holy Water.

Be safe.

LSP

White Christmas? Racist Christmas

White Christmas, Jingle Bells? Delete your account, racist and go to the gulag. Well, at least if you're a student at University College, London or some higher hall of learning in Boston.

Will someone, please, put a stop to these Maoist freaks and start a cultural revolution and let 100 flowers bloom?

In the meanwhile, let's have a white Christmas.

Your Pal,

LSP

Light It Up

This small farming community's all lit up, literally and figuratively; I know this because I've seen it. And you know what? I like it.

So don't be a sad puritan killjoy, light up the town instead and get ready to celebrate the Nativity. Just don't jump the gun and detract from the enjoyment of the Feast. This should be maximal.

With that in mind I drive around the town at night enjoying the lights. It's uplifting and given that Baptists weren't to keen on Christmas, 25 December not being in the Bible and Roman Catholics do it, encouraging. We've moved on and up in this shiny buckle of the Bible Belt.

So light it up.

God bless,

LSP

Putin Owns The Seas Gowdy Owns Rosenstein

It's the third Sunday of Advent and the theme's "rejoice," unless you're the UK's Air Chief Marshal, Stuart Peach,  who's worried that Russia's modernized navy is going to cut undersea cables, bringing civilization to an end.

Three things spring to mind. First, how many planes is Great Britain's Air Chief Marshall actually in charge of, six, twelve, thirteen if you're lucky and the parts are in store? Second, does the UK, which is an island, have any ships to keep the modernized Russian navy at bay. 

Eat A Peach

Third, why should Putin, who already owns the US government, according to CNN and the NYT, rip up his underwater communication system to the world? 

An NWO Illuminati Stooge Goon

Good question, unless you're an NWO Illuminati stooge who's attempting to resurrect the Cold War in the hope of budgetary power as chairman of NATO's Military Committee. But again, this begs the question. 

Putin is Awesome

NATO without America is nothing militarily and given that America is now a Russian adjunct under Putin, what's the point?

Seriously, this Russian nonsense has to end and with it, Deep State Mueller's bogus, faked-up, witch hunt investigation into a fairly elected President.

Your Buddy,

LSP

Don't Fear The Reaper

Don't fear the reaper?

YES,

LSP