Upside Down

The Russia probe's at an end, no indictments apparently. It has to hurt to be MSNBC. Don't say Maddow.

Your Pal,

LSP

Rocketman

Hey, this is only a random music blog and we're hoping you'll enjoy Iron Horse's version of Rocketman. Maybe it'll relieve your baffled consternation over McCabe March Madness or wonderment at Mueller's ongoing investigation; it continues, despite no evidence whatsoever that Trump worked with the Russians to defeat Hillary.

Baffling, isn't it. 

Illuminati

Unlike joining the Illuminati, which is simple. Go to Houston's rodeo, thread your way through the crowds, ninja-style, and arrive at the Sling Shot.

Lock Her Up

Then ascend like a master to the heavens and get struck by lightning. Presto, illumination. Use that inner light to lock Hillary up, along with all the rest of her corrupt crew of deep state clowns.

We're working on it.

LSP

Kremlin Kollusion Fail

Put yourself in the other one's shoes and walk the extra mile. The Presidency is yours, it's like a given, virtually assured but you don't get it. Against all the odds, the pollsters and pundits, the ivory tower intellectuals and the media, against all of them, you lose and lose hard.

So what do you do? First, fly into a drunken rage and launch, spitting with rage and lacquered talons at Mook, but then, when the dust has settled over the Tanqueray, fall back on Plan B. 

That's right, attempt to excuse your dismal failure at the polls and reverse the election result by blaming it all on the Russians.

Heck, this thing has been running in the background for months. You've paid for a phony dossier, given it to your friends in the FBI, who've been wiretapping your opposition on the strength of it and, goddammit, it's ready to go public and morph into the Mueller investigation. 

All in the hope that you'll overturn an elected President and take his place, to become the most powerful woman in the world ever.

Call it a coup if you like and the media leaped right in. Everything and anything they didn't like became a Russian bot in what amounted to the strangest, most bizarre, faked-up, brazen bit of political spin narrative skulduggery since Baghdad Bob, and maybe worse.

Behold its genius. Turn conservative, nationalist populism against itself by, you guessed it, bringing back the Red Menace! That'll turn all those ignorant old-timey Repubilcan conservatives; President Trump isn't really the President because he's a Russian spy. So yes, he must be overthrown and replaced by... 

Hillary! Big drinks at K Street PR all 'round.

The only problem was there wasn't any evidence, it wasn't true, the Mueller probe was bogus from day one and now, at last, it's been called by the House Intel Committee. 

In the meanwhile, don't say Bengahzi, Uranium One, Haiti, Body Count, Spirit Cooking, FISA, Tarmac and a video waiting to be released.

And stay tuned for Melania Mondays!

E Pluribus,

LSP

Putin Owns The Seas Gowdy Owns Rosenstein

It's the third Sunday of Advent and the theme's "rejoice," unless you're the UK's Air Chief Marshal, Stuart Peach,  who's worried that Russia's modernized navy is going to cut undersea cables, bringing civilization to an end.

Three things spring to mind. First, how many planes is Great Britain's Air Chief Marshall actually in charge of, six, twelve, thirteen if you're lucky and the parts are in store? Second, does the UK, which is an island, have any ships to keep the modernized Russian navy at bay. 

Eat A Peach

Third, why should Putin, who already owns the US government, according to CNN and the NYT, rip up his underwater communication system to the world? 

An NWO Illuminati Stooge Goon

Good question, unless you're an NWO Illuminati stooge who's attempting to resurrect the Cold War in the hope of budgetary power as chairman of NATO's Military Committee. But again, this begs the question. 

Putin is Awesome

NATO without America is nothing militarily and given that America is now a Russian adjunct under Putin, what's the point?

Seriously, this Russian nonsense has to end and with it, Deep State Mueller's bogus, faked-up, witch hunt investigation into a fairly elected President.

Your Buddy,

LSP

You Gang Of Frauds

The best bit about ex-FBI Director DS (Deep State) Mueller's Russian collusion investigation is that it's an impartial exercise in blind, unbiased justice. Except that it isn't, as one after another DS, FBI domino totters and falls.

First it was DS Peter Strozk, who couldn't help himself from sending anti-Trump messages to his mistress, and now DS Andrew Weissman's been caught emailing Obama loyalist, former Acting Attorney general Sally Starks for refusing to obey the President. 

DS Weissman

"I am so proud. And in awe. Thank you so much. All my deepest respects," gushed the DS operative in an email to disobedient Sally, when she refused to enforce the Presidential ban on people travelling to America from Jihadland. 

Thanks to an FOIA request from Judicial Watch, we now know that DS Weissman donated $6000 to the Democrat cause between 2006 and 2008. It's just a guess, but maybe DS Weissman wasn't too happy when Hillary lost the election. 

DS Strozk, Second Left

That's not all, some members of Mueller's, ahem, bipartisan, impartial League of Justice have an interesting track record of political donations. Who to? Hint, it's not the GOP. Via ZeroHedge:

Jeannie Rhee: donated $5,400 to Hillary Clinton in 2015 and 2016, according to FEC records. The records show she gave $2,500 each to Obama for America and Obama Victory Fund 2012 in 2011.

Andrew Goldstein: According to Fox News, “Goldstein contributed a combined $3,300 to Obama’s campaigns in 2008 and 2012.

Greg Andres: FEC records show that Andres has donated at least $2,700 to Senator Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY).

James Quarles: Donated thousands of dollars to the campaigns of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. He has also donated money recently to other Democrats, including Friends of Chuck Schumer and two other Democrats. He has a lengthy donation history dating back years. He did donate to two Republicans over the years, however.

Elizabeth Prelogar: A former law clerk to Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Elena Kagen, gave $250 to Hillary Clinton in 2016, according to FEC records. She also gave $500 total to Obama for America and the Obama Victory Fund 2012.

Brandon Van Grack: gave small amounts to ActBlue, an effort to raise money for Democrats, and to a Democratic candidate for Congress in 2012. In 2008, he gave about $286 to Barack Obama.

Rush Atkinson: donated $200 to Clinton’s campaign in 2016.

Kyle Freeny: In 2012, Freeny gave $300 to Obama. In 2008, Freeny also gave $250 to Obama, FEC records show.

How many more? I guess we'll find out as the NWO, Globalist, Deep State attempt to avenge the thwarting of Hillary Clinton's unbridled lust for power unravels. 

The Deranged Crone

In the meanwhile, and this is a serious question, how deep does the rot at the dark heart of the FBI go? Here at the Compound our guess is this. Pretty Deep State indeed.

New Constantine Putin

Maybe it's time for DS Mueller to be fired.

LSP