Monday, December 14, 2015

You Ain't no Muslim Bruv!



No, you're not, you're a pike, caught by my pal in Catford. Muhaydin Mire, on the other hand, is a Muslim, who went machete Jihad in Leytonstone the other day.




The UK is ruled by a sinister cabal of Old Etonian NWO oligarchs, led by Illuminati puppet, David Cameron. Cameron has stated on social media that the Leytonstone Machete Muslim is not a Muslim.




Cameron may, or may not, be related to Stephen Fry.

LSP




4 comments:

Michael Gollop SSC said...

Interestingly, the man who shouted that hopeful slogan, picked up so eagerly by David Cameron and others, turns out not to be a Muslim at all, but a man called John - not that it has been much reported over here - it can only be embarrassing, you see, if people know ....

LSP said...

I saw that, per Evening Standard. But it's the same here, with the media falling over themselves at the prospect of white Christian supremacists going on the rampage in San Bernardino, only to discover... tragic, stuttering drum roll... that it was Muslim terrorists who, er, weren't terrorists, probably, and definitely weren't Muslim, even though they kind of were, which is weird because, you know, they weren't.

They still haven't worked out the "motive."

Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

The Kara is a give away, you might like to mention that the fisherman holding the said Pike, is a Sikh. You might also find it useful to explain to your fellow Texicans, how Sikhs differ from Muslims, for recognitions purposes and to prevent any misunderstandings arising.

LSP said...

It was a subtle post...