Monday, February 3, 2020

Melania Mondays!



It's Monday and what better time to turn away from the murderous face of Streatham Jihad and towards America's popular and glamorous First Lady. That's why we're bringing you another uplifting episode of Melania Mondays!




Melania loves our Armed Forces and they love her, who can blame them?




Our First Lady also loves children.




And the Blessed Virgin Mary.




People don't groan and talk about wookies, gunny sacks or ambiguous sexual identity when they see Melania. No, they stand and cheer instead.




That's because the former Yugoslavian model who speaks 12 languages loves America and its people, as well as her signature Louboutins. So well done Melania, for doing your part to make America great again.




MAGA 2020,

LSP

13 comments:

Adrienne said...

Okay - I really, really hate to say this, buuuuuuut that first dress (which I've never seen before) is a fail. However, I think one or two fails in a lifetime of being flawless is acceptable.

LL said...

A lot of people are unaware that Melania Trump is the honorary colonel of the Dallas Light Cavalry (dismounted).

LL said...

Adrienne, I'd be ok if Melania didn't wear a dress at all. Perhaps a bikini?

Brig said...

God bless her... She represents our country with style and grace.

Kid said...

To say she is a class act is Very Much an understatement. She takes the abuse with a smile and motors on. Very Much unlike the first wookie of the last White House residents.

Adrienne, if you like and Melanie approves, I'll be glad to remove that dress and toss it.

You know once again (for the 100th time) I am motivated to point out that imo, democrat voters simply do not like attractive people male or female. Look at the defecrat party population. Honestly. There is some mental process in play here but I'm not qualified to put a finger on it, nor would I want to.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Cannot make a valid comment on her style. My idea of style is remembering to zip my pants. That said, she exudes class and poise. Wonderful contrast to the past eight years!

LSP said...

Adrienne, that was her "return from the Super Bowl" dress, apparently. Have to keep the news "breaking."

LSP said...

You make two excellent points, LL. And it goes without saying that Melania's wildly popular with the troops.

LSP said...

Brig, I think she does a great job, possibly the best ever.

LSP said...

Kid, imagine the adulation of the press/media if she was a Democrat, I reckon they'd divinise her. As it is, they've convinced themselves that the trans wooky's a figure of beauty, style, elegance, culture, enlightenment, intelligence and grace.

Yes, a mental disorder, but what's the key? Hint, Baphomet's trans.

LSP said...

Ain't it just, WSF!

Kid said...

Agree, except not sure on "Baphomet's trans". Not up to speed on that.

LSP said...

Sorry Kid, being cryptic(ish). Satan's driven them insane is the point. Per you, they've convinced themselves that ugly's beautiful; I rest my case.