Here at Melania Mondays! we're taking a break from weapons cleaning and the curious relationship between Jay Z and Marina Abramovic to bring you up to date on the life of America's popular and glamorous First Lady.
Melania doesn't take insults lightly, far from it, and took time off from visiting the Holocaust museum in DC to blast "salacious & flat-out false reporting" by the "fake news" media.
"BREAKING:The laundry list of salacious & flat-out false reporting about Mrs. Trump by tabloid publications & TV shows has seeped into 'main stream media' reporting," stated FLOTUS spokewoman, Stephanie Grisham, on Twitter, "She is focused on her family & role as FLOTUS - not the unrealistic scenarios being peddled daily by the 'fake news.'"
Despite massive popularity at home and abroad, Melania has been attacked in the media for being in an allegedly false marriage to a philandering husband. Stories of President Trump's supposed infidelity center on a porn star, Stormy Daniels.
In a legal statement, Stormy denied that she ever had sexual relations with Trump or received "hush money" from him. Stormy, real name Clifford, also denied that she was "greedy or an opportunist," causing observers to wonder if her recent stripper tour, "Make America Horny Again," is non-profit.
In the meanwhile, Melania's East Wing staff costs are more than 40% less than her unpopular predecessor's.
Well done Melania for doing your part to make America great again.
MAGA,
LSP
4 comments:
Why would President Trump prefer a syphilitic porn star over the engaging, generous, lovely, and charming First Lady? No matter that all parties denied it, it's the headline on CNN and MSNBC.
LL, Stormy saus she's not in ot for the money but I don't think her dancing tour is free.
Just a guess.
Love her trousers. Nice.
Juliette, Melania does know how to walk. That's clear.
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