Wednesday, January 24, 2018

We Are Russian Bots

They're at it again. Not content with installing a spy as President of the United States, the Kremlin has unleashed an army of cyber bots to further subvert American democracy.

According to Senator Dianne Fienstein and Representative Adam Schiff, Russian bots are behind the exploding popularity of the hashtag #ReleaseTheMemo, which asks for evidence detailing top level FBI and Democrat Party corruption to be made public.

In a letter to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Facebook Supremo Mark Zuckerberg, Fienstein and Schiff accuse the Russian bots of attempting to "intervene and influence our democratic process."

“If these reports are accurate, we are witnessing an ongoing attack by the Russian government through Kremlin-linked social media actors directly acting to intervene and influence our democratic process... Public reports indicate that accounts linked to the Russian government are again exploiting Twitter and Facebook platforms in an effort to manipulate public opinion."

This, they write to the tech titans "should be disconcerting to all Americans." 

Hold on. The reason why #ReleaseTheMemo is trending across social media is because the Russians and their dreaded bots did it? Or because Americans want to know if the FBI, the Department of Justice, the Hillary campaign and the Democrat party worked together in an illegal attempt to bring down an incoming President.

There's obviously nothing disconcerting about that at all, or the missing 50,000 texts or the secret society. No, no ordinary person would want to know anything about any of this, and I don't know about you but we're clearly Russian bots, here at the compound.




LL said...

It makes me harken back to the Tea Party when Nancy (Nasty) Pelosi and other progressives said that the movement was fake because people showed up after having taken time off work, were clean, picked up after themselves and made their own signs. It stands to reason that anyone who would want the truth about the FBI plot to destroy the presidency would be accused of being Russian bots.

LSP said...

The left used to be all in favor of Russia, LL. Funny bow that turned 'round.

More later, I have to answer all my texts from the Kremlin.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

The Democrats and the press haven't realized that this isn't the 1970s. We can do an end run around them with the internet.

Not that the press won't do it's damnest to suppress the memo. After all the mission statement of the MSM is to "preserve, protect and defend the Democratic Party from all enemies internal and external."

Anonymous said...

LSP, Where did you find that cartoon of a Gremlin?

Only a stupid enemy-of-the-people type Gremlin would ever grip a sickle that way! Impale it on a unicorn horn.

LSP said...

Infidel, the Dems and their satraps in the lying, sly, corrupt, venal media seem weirdly behind the times. What's with that?

In the meanwhile, sorry, Illuminati NWO dupe stooges, HuffPo isn't Drudge.

There's solace in that.

LSP said...

That, Anon, is an EXCELLENT point.