Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Libs Shake And Cry Over FISA Memo

The FISA memo, outlining FIB corruption, isn't even airborne, it's merely standing on the runway waiting for takeoff and liberal tears are starting to flow while Alex Jones drinks champagne.

Shocked libs are shaking, wailing and gnashing their teeth as the soon to be released memo claims its first scalp in the form of FIB Deputy Director, Andrew McCabe. He's had to resign.

FIB Director, Christopher Wray, is shocked too, "shocked to the core" over the four page document's revelations.

Maybe more heads will role once the memo gets airborne. But of course it's all the Russians' fault; Putin infiltrated the House Intelligence Committee like a master spy and set about destroying American democracy using his "swirling vortex of anxiety" ray.

You can read the whole thing here on 4chan and Infowars but before you do, reflect on the three stages of Resistance grief, explained in pictures.

Chop, chop, drain the swamp. #WeAreRussianBots




LL said...

Liberal tears are useful both as a gun lubricant and to sweeten your favorite beverage - which may become illegal as California considers banning coffee as a carcinogen.

Meanwhile the memo hangs like the sword of Damocles over traitors who attempted a coup d'etat. Sometimes it's not wise to pull on Superman's cape, spit in the wind, pull the mask off the Lone Ranger or mess with President Trump.

He will take his time, review the memo, and release it after the State-of-the-Union Address when it will hurt more. I've heard that indictments will follow. It's about time.

Does this mean that Hollywood actors will flee south to Mexico for safety (fleeing to Canada, a largely white nation is racist)? Will they take their plush unicorn comfort pillows with them, and their unicorn blankies?

LL said...

Coffee Reference: Legal Insurrection https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/01/california-may-declare-coffee-a-cancer-risk/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+LegalInsurrection+%28Le·gal+In·sur·rec·tion%29

Adrienne said...

In Cali you can be fined $1000.00 for handing out a straw. Now we'll have warning labels on coffee. I'd say you escaped just in time LL.

As for me, I'm looking forward to firing up the big flat screen to watch my president speak to the masses. It hasn't been on since last years Super Bowl (and won't be on for this years.)

The memo? It's release calls for getting out my most prized pot which belonged to my mother which makes it over 70 years old. Makes the best popcorn, evah.

LL said...

Adrienne, I went into the grocery store in Arizona, picked up some supplies and told the cashier, "two bags please." In California we have to pay a shopping bag tax. $.10 per bag. The lady looked at me as if I'd swallowed a goldfish in front of her. Then I realized that I wasn't in the Socialist People's Republik of Kalifornia and I explained that I'm used to paying a tax on everything including shopping bags for the sake of social justice.

My sense is that there will soon be a straw tax and possibly some sort of excise tax on coffee in the Golden State. The $.87 cent a pack cigarette tax will pave the way for the $1.00 per cup coffee tax. The unicorn loving snowflakes won't mind paying the extra money added to the $10.00 a cup mocha-latte-extra foam-whatever it is that they drink, and it will benefit a family of wetbacks somewhere in the state.

Now the straw tax presents a more urgent need, so possibly $2.00 per straw as an excise tax?

Adrienne said...

I can't imagine how awful it must be to live Cali. Probably as bad as Minnesota.

LSP said...

LL, I've heard there's a run on "bathroom tissue" in DC and that unicorn plushies are flying off the shelves in LA as private jets get fueled up for the flight to Mexico.

California will have to get even more inventive as celebrity cash leaves the state.

LSP said...

The corn's starting to pop, Adrienne...