Monday, January 9, 2017

Melania Mondays!

Yes, it's that time of the week again, the best time, the time we've all been waiting for. That's right, Melania Mondays! and what's America's stylish, attractive and smart First Lady been up to, apart from looking good and lifting the nation's spirits?

Golden Melania

Only having famous designers fall over themselves to make clothes for her, that's what, and who can blame them. Calvin Klein, Diane Von Furstenberg, Tommy Hilfigger, Zac Posen, Dolce & Gabbana, Victor de Souza, to name just a few, are all competing to dress the #MAGA presidential consort.

Creative Melania

Sophie Theallet, on the other hand, who made clothes for Michelle Obama is refusing to have anything to do with Melania. Tom Ford, who made a dress for Michelle Obama to wear at Buckingham Palace, has also said he won't make clothes for Melania because his brand is "too expensive." 

Happy Melania

Some commentators have called Tom Ford an "appalling hypocrite."

Looking Sharp Melania

Here at the Compound we doubt that  Melania's too bothered by Sophie and Tom's embarrassingly futile protest against the will of we the people. 

Then There's This

After all, it's not like she'd want to look like Mitchell Michelle anyway.

Uplifting Melania

Well done, Melania, keep making America great again!

Keep up the good work,



LL said...

I think that you could put Melania in a burlap sack and she'd look fabulous.

Michelle in a burlap sack would make her like she belonged in a field picking apples or something. (If I said "cotton" it would be racist but I didn't)

LindaG said...

If Tom's clothes are too expensive, then the taxpayers got ripped off.

sig94 said...

Melania Trump - Truly a beautiful, classy woman.
Putting the First Sasquatch in designer clothes is like gift wrapping a turd.

Fredd said...

Just remember what Bubba Bill Clinton says: 'drooling over Melania never fed a hungry child.' Or words to that effect, I paraphrase here.

The Egyptian said...

Melina is actually simple to dress, put her in a form fit tailored dress and you have it, she does not NEED frills and full skirts to hid the trunk and she isn't worried about showing off her "well toned arms" since the whole package speaks for its self. When way back when I was an over hormoned teenager, girls used to wear tight extra long tee shirts for dresses, on someone like Melina "woof woof", on Moochie Bow Wow

The Egyptian said...

P.S. I have my web links tabbed in categories including politics or opinion. i have yours under religion, I may have to start a new category, religious humor maybe. You cannot be pigeonholed, keep up the good work LSP.

LSP said...

LL, some people say that Michelle looked like she was wearing a "gunny sack." I don't know if that's field "people" wear, I'm just reporting the facts.

LSP said...

Well said, Linda! Who is "Tom" Ford anyway?

LSP said...

Sig, you have a way with words. Of course you're being polite about the outgoing MO.

LSP said...

That's Bubba for you, Fredd.

LSP said...

Thanks, Egyptian. I need to throw some more God & Guns into the mix but it's been hard with all the MAGA excitement...

Moochie Bow Wow. Hahahahahahahahahahahahha. Nice.