Monday, December 5, 2016

Melania Mondays!



Some people don't like Mondays, they feel it brings the whole week down. But we don't feel that way at the Compound. And that's because Monday means Melania Mondays! and a chance for one and all to get an uplifting glimpse of the stylish, attractive and clever First Lady in waiting.


Imperial Melania

So what's the attractive and popular Melania been up to since last Monday? Only forcing the aggressively overweight sapphist, Rosie O'Donnell to apologize for bullying Barron. Well done, Melania, standing up for children everywhere! But there's a cloud on the horizon.


Elegant Melania

Michelle Obama's clothes designers won't make dresses for Melania. Disaster! Or not. Team consensus is that our kind and lighthearted Presidential Consort isn't too threatened by this. Don't ask us why, it's just a feeling, call it "instinct" if you like.


Oh my...

Just think, soon we'll have Melania in the White House, once she's sorted out Barron's schooling. Will that make a difference from what we've been forced to look at for the last eight long years?

You, the readers, be the judge.

LSP



19 comments:

LL said...

Michelle Obama (and nobody's sure she's a woman), the shrill, angry black woman who never felt proud to be an American until she was First Lady - and then still not much, will be a distant footnote in history.

Melania will go down as a classy, beautiful, gracious First Lady and will be remembered.

drjim said...

It'll be soooo nice not to have to see The First Wookie anymore!

LSP said...

LL, Michelle was a special kind of "woman", and so's Melania, who is, in fact, a woman.

LSP said...

Drjim.... yes, please.

BW said...

Well done. Melania Mondays is a terrific way to get the week started. Bravo.

BW said...

On a designer note, Melania would never wear ANY of the so called designers who are "boycotting" our first lady. #loosers. Tom Ford, take note: Nobody cares.

LindaG said...

I thought it was pretty funny when that designer said that. I expect Melania has had her own designers for quite some time.
Looking forward to having her as First Lady, and someone back in the White House who loves and respects America.

May God bless them all.

Adrienne said...

I don't see Melania as someone who finds the services of a designer to be a motivating force in her life. She has never appeared, at least to me, to be that shallow.

Fredd said...

Ahh, the passing of an era. When Michelle Obama leaves the White House, no more ugly dresses to make fun of. Now where can I go to get new material for my gunny sack jokes?

My life has just gotten harder.

LSP said...

Glad you like Melania Mondays! BW.

Good way to start the week, right?

LSP said...

Linda, I think you're right. I doubt the First Lady's life is going to be ruined by "Tom" Ford... and she says she loves her country.

Some people think that makes her evil. You know, the same people who give sayanism a pass.

LSP said...

I've never thought of Melania as shallow, Adrienne. Of course Michelle had to hire all these people to try and make "her" look good. They failed.

Melania doesn't have that problem.

LSP said...

The gunny sack! Fredd, will we look back on that era with fond nostalgia? Somehow I doubt it.

Michelle's ahem, beauty, stood out on the world stage like a ham sandwich at a Bar Mitzvah

LL said...

Melania would look sexy in a t-shirt and worn out Levis. Melania would just look like an out of work tranny mechanic with that pot belly and massive ass.

Anonymous said...



What's with this "once she's sorted out Barron's schooling"?

What's to sort out? If public schools were good enough for me and my friends, they're good enough for Barron. And if they're not, his father's the man to fix them!

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Put me on the bandwagon, too, Parson. Melania Monday is a great idea. It's just a shame that Blue Aware didn't keep his sight long enough to behold her and try to protect her just once. He would have been a happy dog.

LSP said...

LL, I have to agree. As I understand it, Michelle, who may or may not be a woman, went to Harvard, so she's probably underqualified for that trans diesel mechanic slot. Still, looks the part.

LSP said...

Anonymous, Melania, who is famously kindhearted as well as wise, wants to make her son's transition to DC as smooth as possible. After all, it'll take a couple of months before DJT gets the Capital's schools back online.

LSP said...

Climb aboard, Grunt! And yes, Blind Bartimaeus is missing out. Still, her scents the air of Victory.