Friday, December 30, 2016

Obama v. Putin: Small, Weak, Spiteful and Lame

Everyone knows that outgoing President, Barak Obama, is small and weak compared to Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, but the comparison grew more invidious still when the lame duck architect of hope and change decided to expel 35 Russian diplomats in retaliation for alleged spying. 


Rather than reply in kind and escalate tensions between the US and Russia, Putin wrote this:

The diplomats who are returning to Russia will spend the New Year’s holidays with their families and friends. We will not create any problems for US diplomats. We will not expel anyone. We will not prevent their families and children from using their traditional leisure sites during the New Year’s holidays. Moreover, I invite all children of US diplomats accredited in Russia to the New Year and Christmas children’s parties in the Kremlin.

And in conclusion:

It is regrettable that the Obama Administration is ending its term in this manner. Nevertheless, I offer my New Year greetings to President Obama and his family.
My season’s greetings also to President-elect Donald Trump and the American people.
I wish all of you happiness and prosperity.


What can we say. Obama decides to end his presidency by bullying children and attempting to reignite the Cold War, all on the premise of Russian hacking in the US election. Hacking for which there's not a shred of evidence outside the anguished snarls of Team Hillary, who weren't too happy about their emails being made public.

A Typical Putin Obama Selfie

Putin, on the other hand, looks forward to working with America and its new President and chooses to not engage in "kitchen sink" diplomacy.

A Familiar Spanking Scene

Which person looks small, weak, spiteful and lame, Vladimir Putin, or Barack Hussein Obama?

Your call,



LL said...

Putin keeps punking Barack and Barack responds like a petulant child (like a bitch). It's embarrassing.

Adrienne said...

Which person looks small, weak, spiteful and lame, Vladimir Putin, or Barack Hussein Obama?

Oh gosh - I need time to think on that.

I guess the UK has dumped on Odumbo, too. Good grief. He needs to go far, far away.

20 days

Brig said...

Putin is a class act.

drjim said...

Yep, T-20 days....and counting!

danontherock said...

Yes a small weak man is your outgoing president

Fredd said...

History will not treat Barry very well. He thinks otherwise, but time will tell. The guy is a national embarrassment.

LL said...

NEVER forget the Obama Work-Out.

When Russia sees things like this, it inspires fear and jealousy. They wish that they could have somebody like our androgynous President to speak for them.

Mattexian said...

Barry is definitely weak, those weights aren't even as heavy as the biggest kettlebells that Target sells, which would be considered a woman's weight in Russia. The lightest men's kettlebells weigh in at 35 lbs.

LindaG said...

Obama needs to not be noticed for the next three weeks. And he needs to do nothing more.

But yes. A peaceful, blessed New Year to all!

Old NFO said...

You forgot pitiful too... :-) Best wishes for 2017 for you and yours, LSP!

LSP said...

LL, how can we forget the "workout"? Russia quakes.

LSP said...

Adrienne, vicious rumor has it that the Magic Muslim's aiming at UN Presidency. That means it'll be close; I hope that isn't true.

LSP said...

Brig, I have to agree. Putin's outclassed Obama all the way and at every turn.

LSP said...

drjim -- hurry up!

LSP said...

They're tiny little weights, Mattexian. I don't see the Russians being impressed, or anyone else. But maybe "Michelle" expects it. Sorry, that was nasty.

LSP said...

I totally agree, Linda. And Happy New Year!

LindaG said...

All the more reason to move the UN out of America, if Obummer should get that seat.

Happy New Year all! (In 40 minutes... )

LSP said...

Happy New Year, Linda!