Great Art

 

Art, remember that, when talented people used to paint beautiful things? You know, as in to uplift the human spirit. Yes, we vaguely remember that, back in the day of bourgeois aesthetic oppression. So awful, so thank Gaia we've freed ourselves from that. In a spirit of liberation let's have a look at the new art which has freed us.

Good work, Rothko, now I don't feel oppressed. Just because it's gross and oppressive doesn't mean it isn't beautiful, said Satan, and check out Marina, famous art witch to the rich and powerful. Here she is, art busy Spirit Cooking:

Leading Democrats were part of Abramovic's degenerate, satanic, perverted "installation," and what can we say? Surely not devil worship. As if.

What gets me is how anyone who calls themselves a Christian can vote for these demoniacs. Yet they do, in their millions, adding their apostate names to the tally of everything that's against the will of God. They can't even, in their infernal confusion, define a woman and a man, much less unite to produce children.

They're literal nihilists, and therein lies hope. They won't reproduce and we will.

Ave,

LSP

Bad Art Great Art

The many art philosophers who visit this small kebab stand on the information superhighway all agree that the art and architecture of a country or culture reflect its spirit. What does this say about the soul of the West; that Houston, we have a problem? 

While you're wondering if it's OK to sling together abhorrent, degenerate, nihilist, demonic, and hideously ugly cultural collapse in one sentence,  have a look at this, from Russia.

What great art! So perhaps there's hope for us yet, and thanks, Borepatch, for the inspiration.

Правда,

LSP

Obama v. Putin: Small, Weak, Spiteful and Lame

In doing so, President Putin made Barack look small and weak.

Everyone knows that outgoing President, Barak Obama, is small and weak compared to Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, but the comparison grew more invidious still when the lame duck architect of hope and change decided to expel 35 Russian diplomats in retaliation for alleged spying. 

Pathetic

Rather than reply in kind and escalate tensions between the US and Russia, Putin wrote this:

The diplomats who are returning to Russia will spend the New Year’s holidays with their families and friends. We will not create any problems for US diplomats. We will not expel anyone. We will not prevent their families and children from using their traditional leisure sites during the New Year’s holidays. Moreover, I invite all children of US diplomats accredited in Russia to the New Year and Christmas children’s parties in the Kremlin.

And in conclusion:

It is regrettable that the Obama Administration is ending its term in this manner. Nevertheless, I offer my New Year greetings to President Obama and his family.

My season’s greetings also to President-elect Donald Trump and the American people.

I wish all of you happiness and prosperity.

Weak

What can we say. Obama decides to end his presidency by bullying children and attempting to reignite the Cold War, all on the premise of Russian hacking in the US election. Hacking for which there's not a shred of evidence outside the anguished snarls of Team Hillary, who weren't too happy about their emails being made public.

A Typical Putin Obama Selfie

Putin, on the other hand, looks forward to working with America and its new President and chooses to not engage in "kitchen sink" diplomacy.

A Familiar Spanking Scene

Which person looks small, weak, spiteful and lame, Vladimir Putin, or Barack Hussein Obama?

Your call,

LSP

Great Russian Art

Russia, land of Patriarchs, Mystics and Tzars, is also home to great art. Here's a small sample:

The famous Moscow Happy Birthday.

Innovative still life, Stuck in the Trunk!

Riders.

The controversial Freedom of Speech.

And, of course, The Spanking.

Here at the Compound, we hope that you've enjoyed this odyssey through Russia's artistic renaissance. Let's hope there's more to come!

Beauty, form, function.

LSP

Killer No. 1

It seems those mischievous Russians are at it again! This time they've taken to beaming videos of President Obama onto buildings in downtown Moscow, portraying him as a devil eating up nations as though they were souls.

A Typical Russian Art Gallery

President Obama is frequently ridiculed by Russian pranksters, who see him as a figure of scorn and derision. By contrast, former KGB strongman, Vladimir Putin, is seen by many as a New Constantine.

According to recent polls, 18% of all Americans believe Obama is a Muslim, 43% of Republicans believe the same.

Make of that what you will.

LSP

Ride the Horse, Obama Gets Spanked

You  can stare in numb amazement as Putin spanks Care Barry and US Middle Eastern foreign policy unravels like a rotten rope, or you can go for a ride. I chose the latter.

Care Barry

Some horses are hard to catch and you're exhausted before you've even tacked up. This one was easy, gentle, well mannered, no problem at all. But she wasn't used to riding out on her own, away from the herd and the safety of the barn. 

Tack Up

So what to expect. Mutiny? Outright rebellion? Spooky hi-jinx?

Russian Girls Laugh at Care Barry Getting Spanked

I needn't have worried. She moved out well enough and didn't pull any freakish stunts, beyond being a bit herd/barn sour. We ended up in a big field and opened up -- gallop! I had to hold on to my hat. Great fun.

Ride The Horse

Then we rode back as the sun was setting. Beautiful. I tell you, there's a lot worse things to do than ride in Texas.

Get ready to go as fast as you can

Your Friend,

LSP

Mr. Mojo Rising

The West hates and sneers at Russia's strongman, former KGB Colonel, Vladimir Putin, and no wonder, he stands for everything that our ruling power despises.

Putin Loves BBQ

He likes BBQ, he's a Christian, he shoots, he rides, he tranqs tigers, he had the obnoxious Pussy Riot locked up.

How Pathetic

And he's not a Eurocommunist shill for the New World Order of Androgyny and strangely Eurasian sounding gender neutral pronouns, like zirs. You won't see a rainbow flag decorating the Kremlin any time soon.

A Girl Laughs as Putin Spanks Obama

Putin's also weirdly adept at foreign policy. Notice how Russia annexed the Crimea and steadily builds Novorossiya on its borders, all in the face of a Western backed neo-color revolution in the Ukraine. Remember how our sanctions and outrage were going to stop that? No, neither does Putin.

Putin is a Christian

All this puts American conservatives in a quandary. On the one hand, they feel bound to oppose Russia, after all, it's the enemy, dammit, a perceived and possibly real threat. But on the other hand, Putin's Russia stands for a lot they admire, such as a 13% flat tax, prayer in schools, a strong military, no trans bathrooms, and new legislation to radically restrict abortion. In short, a country that's emerging from decades of Communism into a nation that seems a lot less, well, red, than America and its one-time allies against the Soviets. 

Well That's Straight

So where does that leave us? With Obama, of course, and the millionaire socialists who are working away to re-engineer society into their own godless, baby parts selling image.

In the meanwhile, Putin works out.

LSP

Putin Spanks Obama

By now the entire world knows that Russia is openly mocking the greatest President that has ever lived, our Commander in Chief, Barack Obama, by displaying pictures of him being spanked by Vladimir Putin.

How could the Russians even think such a thing?

When Barack is so obviously awesome?

Maybe Putin should run for President in 2016.

Hail to the Chief.

LSP