Thursday, January 5, 2017

Gender Fluid

As we stand on the cusp of a new and adventurous year, we question the future, looking for definition, finality. Will the shittest candidate for President since Martin Bormann Hillary Clinton be locked up? 

Martin Bormann

For that matter, will Vladimir Putin be crowned Czar of Holy Mother Russia? Will Donald Trump make America great again? And, let's get down to it, what exactly is "gender fluid"?

What is it?

Hardworking staff at our Chicago Desk were quick to answer, "Gender fluid is ecological dishwasher detergent that you buy at Whole Foods." 

Whole Foods

Others wonder if it's something you change in your truck, every three thousand miles or so.

You, the reader, be the judge.

Your Old Mate,



LL said...

Barack is gender fluid, so is Hillary. Progs seem to favor that lifestyle (taking whatever comes along). Then there's Podesta, drinking his sperm cocktail to try and make himself more Satanic.

Obviously I wouldn't make a good prog.

LSP said...

Don't forget the ***strual blood, LL!

But look, grow a chin beard, drink some latte, set yourself up as a "guru."

LL said...

Oh yeah, that too. I conveniently forgot.

Would I look good with a chin beard?

LSP said...

Nasty, eh?

The way I see it is that a chin beard might be convenient in certain contexts. For example, perhaps you have to into deep cover as a Beat Poet. Get yourself a beret, a chin beard, a copy of Howl and fit right in. But, and here's the kicker, you also have to mix with normal people and the chin beard isn't gonna fly. So what to do?

Get a FAKE chin beard and apply as needed.

Problem? Solution.