You've been waiting for it, we've all been waiting for it. Yes, Melania Mondays! is back, bringing you the latest in the life of America's glamorous First Lady. And what news it's been, as the former Slovenian model stepped out before the nation and the world at her husband's Inauguration.
Was she poised? Yes. Elegant? Undoubtedly. Did she make Jackie Kennedy look somehow frumpy? Some say that she did.
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| The Military Love Melania |
Was the Sargeant who got to dance with her at the Armed Forces Ball a lucky man? Yes, he undoubtedly was. Is she the best looking First Lady ever?
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| Melania gives the Magic Muslim and SloJo The Look |
Maybe not to Rosie O'Donnell, laughably narcissistic Shia LeBoeuf, aging poptart Madonna and deranged Ashley Judd, but to everyone else the answer's obvious. Yes she is.
Well done, Melania, for doing your not inconsiderable best to make America great again. The nation is grateful.
MAGA,
LSP
13 comments:
That sergeant looks mighty darn happy.
I do believe that you, Pastor, are the first person on the planet to ever use "Jackie Kennedy" and "frumpy" in the same sentence.
Now, Susan Boyle and frumpy are much like peanut butter and jelly. Michelle Obama and frumpy, flows off the lips like steak and potatoes.
Yes, she is THE most beautiful and most elegant First Lady ever. Slick Willy Clinton agrees with me.
LL is right. Let CNN and the WH Press Monkeys argue about the numbers. Melania is THE most elegant First Lady ever. We're grateful for the post, Parson!
She's the winner, even beating out Jacqui Kennedy.
Isn't that Sergeant?
He does, Adrienne!
Fredd, I understand your confusion. Jackie and frumpy aren't natural bedfellows but please don't shoot the messenger! I'm just reporting the views of several female observers...
Sure looks that way to me, LL.
Thanks, Grunt. Well done, Melania!
I think so, Euripides.
Well spotted, Anonymous. Must hire more and better copy editors...
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