Libs Shake And Cry Over FISA Memo

The FISA memo, outlining FIB corruption, isn't even airborne, it's merely standing on the runway waiting for takeoff and liberal tears are starting to flow while Alex Jones drinks champagne.

Shocked libs are shaking, wailing and gnashing their teeth as the soon to be released memo claims its first scalp in the form of FIB Deputy Director, Andrew McCabe. He's had to resign.

FIB Director, Christopher Wray, is shocked too, "shocked to the core" over the four page document's revelations.

Maybe more heads will role once the memo gets airborne. But of course it's all the Russians' fault; Putin infiltrated the House Intelligence Committee like a master spy and set about destroying American democracy using his "swirling vortex of anxiety" ray.

You can read the whole thing here on 4chan and Infowars but before you do, reflect on the three stages of Resistance grief, explained in pictures.

Chop, chop, drain the swamp. #WeAreRussianBots

MAGA,

LSP

Grace

Years ago, back in the halcyon days when the world was young and UKLF still had county regiments, I was praying, intensely, before the Sacrament. It was before an ecumenical service with local Baptists in Reading, England. 

My Father, rest in peace, was praying beside me. He was part of the service, maybe "guest preacher," and he looked at me, locked in white knuckle prayer effort and said, "Don't you believe in grace?"

Sheepishly, I replied that I did and relaxed.

We filled that church on the night with hundreds of people, it was packed. The Baptists pulled out of the project later because there was a statue of Virgin Mary in the church. Such idolatry!

Make of this what you will.

Gratia plena,

LSP

Melania Mondays!

Here at Melania Mondays! we're taking a break from weapons cleaning and the curious relationship between Jay Z and Marina Abramovic to bring you up to date on the life of America's popular and glamorous First Lady.

Melania doesn't take insults lightly, far from it, and took time off from visiting the Holocaust museum in DC to blast "salacious & flat-out false reporting" by the "fake news" media.

"BREAKING:The laundry list of salacious & flat-out false reporting about Mrs. Trump by tabloid publications & TV shows has seeped into 'main stream media' reporting," stated FLOTUS spokewoman, Stephanie Grisham, on Twitter, "She is focused on her family & role as FLOTUS - not the unrealistic scenarios being peddled daily by the 'fake news.'"

Despite massive popularity at home and abroad, Melania has been attacked in the media for being in an allegedly false marriage to a philandering husband. Stories of President Trump's supposed infidelity center on a porn star, Stormy Daniels.

In a legal statement, Stormy denied that she ever had sexual relations with Trump or received "hush money" from him. Stormy, real name Clifford, also denied that she was "greedy or an opportunist," causing observers to wonder if her recent stripper tour, "Make America Horny Again," is non-profit.

In the meanwhile, Melania's East Wing staff costs are more than 40% less than her unpopular predecessor's.  

Well done Melania for doing your part to make America great again.

MAGA,

LSP

Jay Z, Willing Slave of Abramovic?

Popstar Illuminati legend, Jay Z, has come out swinging against Trump on CNN, accusing the President of being a "superbug" who sprayed "perfume on a trashcan." The President's crime? Reducing black unemployment to the lowest it's been in history.

What a criminal. In the meanwhile, photos have emerged of Jay Z cowering before Marina Abramovic.

Does Abramovic own Jay Z? While litigation argues otherwise, pictures tell a different story.

As America's top art witch, Abramovic is famous for "spirit cooking" and a friend of the Podestas along with other members of the NWO Illuminati elite.

Jay Z is a deep thinking MillSoc celebrity with an estimated net worth of $180 million. Abramovic is a celebrity art witch and Gaga? Willing protege.

Kick out the JAMS.

LSP

Mimetic Sundays

What better way to relax after Mass than sitting back, taking a load off and looking at a couple of memes!

Nothing quite like mimetic street art, thanks Sabo.

And don't forget Senator Byrd, he was Hillary's friend. Speaking of which...

Don't say ambitious.

Donate instead.

MAGA,

LSP

Liturgical Dance is So Very, Very Awesome

One of the best things about the liturgical reform of the '60s and '70s was dance, that's right, liturgical dance. Have a gaze at the above infofovideo's distillation of 2000 years of Christian worshiping expression, the best we can offer to God as an act of spiritual sacrifice.

No wonder the liturgical reform succeeded in filling the pews, except that it didn't. Similar, when you think about it, to women priest and bishop figures.

Do you remember how they claimed no one would take us seriously if we didn't ordain women and now gender fluid transsexuals? Said, and continue to say, the dancing bishops and their Mantid friends.

Regardless, this small kebab stand on the *net superhighway is dedicated to uplift as well as being a stealth site for Russian bots to take over our great democracy. So here's a counterbalance, the liturgy of the West.

Europe is the Faith. 

Ignore that at your peril,

LSP 

Strip The SKS

Being a Russian bot's a lot of fun but it does involve work, such as exposing secret societies, FIB corruption and cleaning your various weapons systems. Not least the handy, fun to shoot SKS (Samozaryadny Karabin sistemy Simonova), designed in 1943 and still going strong today.

So here's a short infovideo which we hope you find as helpful as we do here at the Compound. #WeAreRussianBots #LockThemUp

Shoot straight,

LSP

Lock Them Up

Maybe Saudi Arabia is a pilot scheme? Is the Magic Kingdom showing us the way by locking up its corrupt elites? Yes, please.

#ReleaseTheMemo #WeAreRussianBots

Kick out the JAMS,

LSP

FIB Secret Society Unmasked

Anonymous sources have leaked shocking photos of a top level FIB and DOJ secret society, which allegedly conspired to bring down the Trump presidency on fake charges of Russian collusion.

Love at FIB Site

Two of the conspirators exchanged tens of thousands of texts detailing their visceral dislike of the incoming President. Some five months worth of these texts went mysteriously missing because "Samsung the Dog ate them."

Samsung the Dog

Then the texts magically reappeared after Samsung the Dog was fed with "forensic tools" and coughed them up.

A White Wolf

With this new photographic evidence, it appears that the secret society at what one intelligence community mandarin calls "Sodom-on-the-Potomac" won't be secret for very much longer.

Russian Bots Attack Secret Society

#ReleaseTheMemo #WeAreRussianBots

Your Pal,

LSP

Let's Go For A Shoot!

"Can we go for a shoot, please?" asked an eager cadet. "Sure, it's about time. We have new weapons in the armory and it's the Feast of the Conversion of St. Paul. Let's go." Before you could say principles of marksmanship we were on our way to the range.

Would the  new guns, an Aero build .308 AR and a ChiCom SKS perform? Only one way to find out, shoot the beasts and that's what we did.

To be fair, I didn't know what kind of ammo the .308 had been zero'd in on and came with a random pack of 150 grain bullets. Would the weapon even be on paper? It was, straight out of the gate. Excellent result and that can be improved. Big fun to shoot, explosive sound and fury with the recoil of a 20 gauge.

That'll do for now

After the mighty ballistics hi-power of the .308 battle rifle, the SKS came in as a fun gun, easy to shoot and light as you like. It performed pretty much flawlessly, sending its chunky rounds down range with workmanlike, ComBloc effect.

So what's better, an SKS or a Mini 14? Good question and I hesitate to answer but I will say this. The SKS seems simpler and a bit easier to shoot. 

Still, it's factory basic, thanks, Commies and doesn't have a detachable magazine, unless you mess with it. But and it's a big but for shooters on a budget, it does cost a whole lot less. Whatever, your call, both are neat. For what it's worth, I see the SKS as a ranch rifle/fun gun on a budget.

After filling up the center mass of the Green Enemy we fell back to the small shooting house and some nice and easy plinking with a Ruger American .22.

The plates met their match.

Then it was time to head back to the Compound for Mass, a good day had by all. Moral of the story? Get out in the country and shoot, it's good for mind, body and soul.

Gun rights,

LSP

The Feast of the Conversion of St. Paul

Today we celebrate the remarkable conversion of St. Paul, who went from zealously persecuting the Church to becoming the greatest of Apostolic missionaries, all at the stroke of a blinding vision of the risen Christ on the road to Damascus.

The Apostle's conversion speaks to the unexpected quality of God's grace and power, which consistently uses the most unlikely candidates for the increase and furtherance of His Kingdom. In this instance, the fiercest enemy of the Church miraculously becomes its greatest champion. Is there a modern parallel? Possibly.

Islam, which is ferociously persecuting the Body of Christ is also the scene of mass conversions. This goes unreported in the media, along with the persecution itself but it's apparently taking place nonetheless.

Iran, Indonesia, Sub-Saharan Africa and more besides are reportedly seeing mass conversions of Muslims to Christianity. As with St. Paul, this is often brought about through visions, which lead people to convert in the face of heinous consequences on the part of Muslim authorities.

It would be ironic but well in keeping with Pauline precedent if Islam became the engine that converts the increasingly pagan countries of the West and Europe.

St. Paul, pray for us.

LSP

We Are Russian Bots

They're at it again. Not content with installing a spy as President of the United States, the Kremlin has unleashed an army of cyber bots to further subvert American democracy.

According to Senator Dianne Fienstein and Representative Adam Schiff, Russian bots are behind the exploding popularity of the hashtag #ReleaseTheMemo, which asks for evidence detailing top level FBI and Democrat Party corruption to be made public.

In a letter to Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey and Facebook Supremo Mark Zuckerberg, Fienstein and Schiff accuse the Russian bots of attempting to "intervene and influence our democratic process."

“If these reports are accurate, we are witnessing an ongoing attack by the Russian government through Kremlin-linked social media actors directly acting to intervene and influence our democratic process... Public reports indicate that accounts linked to the Russian government are again exploiting Twitter and Facebook platforms in an effort to manipulate public opinion."

This, they write to the tech titans "should be disconcerting to all Americans." 

Hold on. The reason why #ReleaseTheMemo is trending across social media is because the Russians and their dreaded bots did it? Or because Americans want to know if the FBI, the Department of Justice, the Hillary campaign and the Democrat party worked together in an illegal attempt to bring down an incoming President.

There's obviously nothing disconcerting about that at all, or the missing 50,000 texts or the secret society. No, no ordinary person would want to know anything about any of this, and I don't know about you but we're clearly Russian bots, here at the compound.

#ReleaseTheMemo

LSP