Monday, September 13, 2021

The Masked Man

 



Joe Biden's easily the most popular US President in history, hands down. Over 80 million persyns cast their ballot for lovable "Old Joe," with his bright smile and twinkling eye. But disturbing photo analysis tells a different story. Could the Biden America loves be a masked imposter?




Photos from the 9/11 memorial event show what appears to be the  most popular president figure ever, Old Joe, flashing his signature smile. Closer examination says otherwise, revealing the pull tag of a mask at the imposter's right ear. 




Further analysis reveals the clear outline of a full-face mask, prompting insiders to state that the President we all voted for isn't "Honest Joe" but an animated cadaver wearing facial synthskin.


Yeah it's a shock," said one White House staffer on conditions of anonymity, "but that's not Biden. The Big Guy's been dead for years and we've been wheeling out this masked corpse. It moves and everything and looks like Joe, but it's just an animated corpse. It's really scary. DAARPA does the mask thing, they call it synthetic skin, synthskin, but maybe it's real, taking it [sic] from living humans.

 

Others sources report the Biden figure's just a body double in a plastic mask, fooling the world into thinking "Joe" actually runs America, for the sake of appearances.




Here at the Compound we have to ask, is our President a living human being, an imposter in a mask or a reanimated corpse?

You, the reader, be the judge,

LSP

14 comments:

Wild, wild west said...

He's a blazing dumpster fire burning behind the Kabuki Theater on Main Street of The Potemkin Villages.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

In all seriousness, his voice on recordings goes back decades, and from many sources too numerous to control. I think an imposter or some type of robot would be detected in voice analysis. We're stuck with the real thing, may God save us.

Kid said...

Doesn't much matter imo. Both he and harris are nothing more than cardboard cutouts.

Ed Bonderenka said...

"Wild, wild west said...
He's a blazing dumpster fire burning behind the Kabuki Theater on Main Street of The Potemkin Villages."
Perfect.

SgtBob said...

The Soviets wheeled Brezhnev in front of cameras for years until they finally had to admit he was dead. The deadly words were, "He has a cold." In this time of covid...

Justin_O_Guy said...

Good GAWD! As much as getting screwed bothers me,, I REALLY don't wanna be getting screwed by a corpse. I'm hoping the blithering idiot has a pulse..

LL said...

Maybe they needed to mask his decomposing flesh?

LSP said...

I was thinking that, LL. Good call.

LSP said...

It's deeply disturbing, JOG.

LSP said...

I'd kinda forgotten about Brezhnev, Sgt. It seems corpses don't have a good governance track record. Magnum mysterium. But hey, this is getting ridic.

LSP said...

Totally agree, Ed. X Ring.

LSP said...

But Kid, you're being polite.

LSP said...

WSF, you're saying this is the REAL Biden?!?

Terrifying.

LSP said...

WWW, that's well quotable.