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The Big Guy

Let's face it, today's fast moving political spectrum's not easy to understand, so here's a short list of definitions by way of a guide. Via Azmilitary1:

A gerontocracy is a form of oligarchical rule in which an entity is ruled by leaders who are significantly older than most of the adult population.

A kakistocracy is a government run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens.

Kakistocrat

Kleptocracy is a government whose corrupt leaders (kleptocrats) use political power to appropriate the wealth of the people and land they govern. 

Baroness Gerontocrat of Kleptocristan is only worth >58M

Corporatocracy  is a term used to refer to an economic, political and judicial system controlled by corporations or corporate interests.

Some Wicked Old Crook

Nepotism is a form of favoritism which is granted to relatives and friends in various fields, including business, politics, entertainment etc.

THE BEAST

Cronyism is the practice of partiality in awarding jobs and other advantages to friends or trusted colleagues, especially in politics

 

Favouritism is the practice of giving unfair preferential treatment to one person or group at the expense of another.

 

 Here at the Compound we hope you weren't shocked into an early grave by the infographics find this simple lexicon helpful. In related news, Sussman walks.

Go figure,

LSP

Who Runs This Clownshow?

 

Here in the Compound's fast-paced newsroom we've been confused. Who's running this great nation, a demented old sock puppet or some other thing? Disturbing photo evidence from the Easter weekend says it's not Old Joe.

Look. A giant masked cosplay bunny.

The masks are off as Biden's handler redirects the Big Guy.

And here it is again, briefing the press.

Wow.  But so what if a giant rabbit's running the show of state, after all, bunnies are harmless, right? Not so fast, readers.

Cheers,

LSP

Some Kind Of Armageddon Joke? No, Just Our Joe

 

The president figure of America's in Poland where he spoke with the famed 82nd Airborne and pretended to be one of the guys while eating pizza. Just a regular man of the people, but why did he speak from a giant zero? Here, look:

A parable, perhaps, and why did the Old Crook tell the 82nd they were going to war in the Ukraine. A demented octogenarian slip of the tongue or something more sinister? Good question and the White House is saying it's just an honest slip because, you know, the Big Guy's such an honest man. Don't say 10%.

Putin got a bashing too, with Uncle Joe threatening to remove him from power, “For God’s sake, this man cannot remain in power. God bless you all and may God defend our freedom." 

Freedom. Unless you're rotting in DC Gitmo for well over a year because of your brazen attack on our politico corporate managerial elite. Whatever, Breitbart won the dry award of the week, "It is unclear whether Biden’s comment was part of his prepared remarks."

That in mind, our beloved 81 million vote leader believes in first strike nuclear war and this brings us to a point. Regardless of your opinion on the rights and wrongs of the Ukraine action, why are powerful people openly and unapologetically talking of atomic conflict. And they are, 35% of Americans support them.

This, to me and perhaps you, is both heinous and diabolic.

LSP

Nothing To See Here

 

Via Zero:

Among the boldest and eye-brow raising political moves by embattled Kazakh President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev within the past days that grabbed international headlines was his ordering the arrest of Kazakhstan's powerful former intelligence chief, Karim Massimov, on the charge of high treason.

Indicating that amid widespread fuel price unrest which quickly became aimed squarely at toppling Tokayav's rule there's a simultaneous power struggle within the government, Massimov had headed the National Security Committee (KNB) up until his Thursday sudden removal and detention. Massimov had served as the prior longtime strongman ruler Nursultan Nazarbayev's prime minister and has long been considered his "right hand man". Shortly after, a photo has resurfaced, currently subject of widespread speculation which shows Joe Biden and Hunter Biden posing with the now detained Kazakh security chief Karim Massimov, along with well-connected oligarch Kenes Rakishev.

10% to the Big Guy? Whatever, don't say snouts down, pigs at the trough.

Floreat,

LSP

The Masked Man

 

Joe Biden's easily the most popular US President in history, hands down. Over 80 million persyns cast their ballot for lovable "Old Joe," with his bright smile and twinkling eye. But disturbing photo analysis tells a different story. Could the Biden America loves be a masked imposter?

Photos from the 9/11 memorial event show what appears to be the  most popular president figure ever, Old Joe, flashing his signature smile. Closer examination says otherwise, revealing the pull tag of a mask at the imposter's right ear. 

Further analysis reveals the clear outline of a full-face mask, prompting insiders to state that the President we all voted for isn't "Honest Joe" but an animated cadaver wearing facial synthskin.

Yeah it's a shock," said one White House staffer on conditions of anonymity, "but that's not Biden. The Big Guy's been dead for years and we've been wheeling out this masked corpse. It moves and everything and looks like Joe, but it's just an animated corpse. It's really scary. DAARPA does the mask thing, they call it synthetic skin, synthskin, but maybe it's real, taking it [sic] from living humans.

 

Others sources report the Biden figure's just a body double in a plastic mask, fooling the world into thinking "Joe" actually runs America, for the sake of appearances.

Here at the Compound we have to ask, is our President a living human being, an imposter in a mask or a reanimated corpse?

You, the reader, be the judge,

LSP