Terminal D

 

Terminal D at DFW, normally a heaving mass of travelers trying to board jets with all the comfort and convenience of a 1982 bus ride from Cheltenham to Canterbury, was eerie empty. Seriously, you could've fired a canon off in the departures concourse and not hit anyone, much.

But hey, gotta wear a mask in case you give a person who's been vaccinated against Covid, you know, Covid. That's the beauty of these vaccines, they stop you getting the deadly disease which 99.9% doesn't kill you. Except that they don't, which is why you have to submit a negative PCR test and be vaxxed up before you travel to Canada. Until April 1st.

You'll note, keen-eyed readers, that April 1 is April Fools' Day. Huh. When, dear Lord, will this Kabuki Theater end? 

Your Old Friend,

LSP

Cultural Orthodoxy

 

A talented young horsewoman, writer, law student and all 'round good person gave a presentation on Washington today. It was interesting, under our own vines and fig trees wrote the founding father, quoting Micah the prophet. Falling back to Vernon and the good life, he resigned his commission and retired from public life. An 18th C Cincinnatus, perhaps.

He fled the "cultural orthodoxy" of his time, she suggested. "What does that mean, today?" asked one listener. Cultural Orthodoxy, today? Well that's easy. A kind of corporate sponsored identipol fascist tyranny in which you'd better bake the cake.

Or we can look at it another way. Open your borders because compassion, so workers' wages drop because need moar G7 jetshare. Come on, those private planes don't come cheap, serfs. So vote for the rainbow and your own extinction.

Perhaps you've noticed how our rulers party without masks but their waitstaff peasant serfs remain muzzled. Get boosted, untermensch. Every. Month. Don't worry, you won't fall down dead with a heart attack. You're protecting the people you love.

All hail our rainbow rulers.

Invictus,

LSP

The Masked Man

 

Joe Biden's easily the most popular US President in history, hands down. Over 80 million persyns cast their ballot for lovable "Old Joe," with his bright smile and twinkling eye. But disturbing photo analysis tells a different story. Could the Biden America loves be a masked imposter?

Photos from the 9/11 memorial event show what appears to be the  most popular president figure ever, Old Joe, flashing his signature smile. Closer examination says otherwise, revealing the pull tag of a mask at the imposter's right ear. 

Further analysis reveals the clear outline of a full-face mask, prompting insiders to state that the President we all voted for isn't "Honest Joe" but an animated cadaver wearing facial synthskin.

Yeah it's a shock," said one White House staffer on conditions of anonymity, "but that's not Biden. The Big Guy's been dead for years and we've been wheeling out this masked corpse. It moves and everything and looks like Joe, but it's just an animated corpse. It's really scary. DAARPA does the mask thing, they call it synthetic skin, synthskin, but maybe it's real, taking it [sic] from living humans.

 

Others sources report the Biden figure's just a body double in a plastic mask, fooling the world into thinking "Joe" actually runs America, for the sake of appearances.

Here at the Compound we have to ask, is our President a living human being, an imposter in a mask or a reanimated corpse?

You, the reader, be the judge,

LSP