You Wicked Old Fraud

 

Old fake mountebank

Demented and senile fool

Systemic racism

Enough,

LSP

The Masked Man

 

Joe Biden's easily the most popular US President in history, hands down. Over 80 million persyns cast their ballot for lovable "Old Joe," with his bright smile and twinkling eye. But disturbing photo analysis tells a different story. Could the Biden America loves be a masked imposter?

Photos from the 9/11 memorial event show what appears to be the  most popular president figure ever, Old Joe, flashing his signature smile. Closer examination says otherwise, revealing the pull tag of a mask at the imposter's right ear. 

Further analysis reveals the clear outline of a full-face mask, prompting insiders to state that the President we all voted for isn't "Honest Joe" but an animated cadaver wearing facial synthskin.

Yeah it's a shock," said one White House staffer on conditions of anonymity, "but that's not Biden. The Big Guy's been dead for years and we've been wheeling out this masked corpse. It moves and everything and looks like Joe, but it's just an animated corpse. It's really scary. DAARPA does the mask thing, they call it synthetic skin, synthskin, but maybe it's real, taking it [sic] from living humans.

 

Others sources report the Biden figure's just a body double in a plastic mask, fooling the world into thinking "Joe" actually runs America, for the sake of appearances.

Here at the Compound we have to ask, is our President a living human being, an imposter in a mask or a reanimated corpse?

You, the reader, be the judge,

LSP

The Most Popular President Ever!

Behold the octogenarian face of the most popular presidential candidate in all of US history. 80 million votes! That's right, he won by a massive landslide, which is why all the down ticket votes went Red. What did Goebbels say, if a lie's big enough anyone'll believe it?

Then the jubilant President Almost Elect got attacked by one of his dogs, Major. Dogs don't like possessed people, they can feel the evil and fight against it. Now the remarkably popular presidential candidate has to wear a foot brace, a boot, as he hobbles to one pre-recorded meeting after another.

Planned Parenthood celebrates the incredible, historic, unprecedented popularity of the foot braced, dog attacked, octo presidential victor. Yes, he promises to make Moloch even richer. And who knows, maybe he'll send us to war again, plenty of cash in that.

Ask yourself, if you have the bandwidth, how the Creeper got rich to the tune of millions of dollars over the course of almost 50 years public service. Then explain that wealth in terms of socialism, Millionaire Socialism.

When you've achieved this not inconsiderable feat, stand back in awe at the sheer, luciferian genius of the thing. There you are, fat cat politicians waxing large off the fat of the land to the tune of massive mansions, houses you could never even dream of affording, right there on Martha's Marxist Vineyard:

"But look, we'll have transsexual toilets and open borders and the green New Deal will save the planet, because we're not Nazis!"

Wake up, idiots, and smell the fraud.

Your Friend,

LSP

Scientist Unlocks Mystery of Junk DNA

Scientists have long been puzzled by what appears to be "Junk DNA" that doesn't code like normal human DNA and appears to have no real purpose. But startling new research may have found an answer, Extraterrestrials.

Sequence The Code

According to Professor Chang of the Human Genome Project, Junk DNA is evidence of an ET "programmer" who "grew" beings in the same way we grow bacteria in a Petri dish. 

“Our hypothesis is that a higher extraterrestrial life form was engaged in creating new life and planting it on various planets," stated Chang, "Earth is just one of them. Perhaps, after programming, our creators grow us the same way we grow bacteria in Petri dishes."

However, Chang believes the alien programmers' motives are unknowable, "We can’t know their motives – whether it was a scientific experiment, or a way of preparing new planets for colonization, or is it long time ongoing business of seedling life in the universe [Sic].”

Junk DNA. The accidental debris of evolution, or proof of space alien bio-engineering.

You be the judge,

LSP