Monday, February 8, 2016

Scientist Unlocks Mystery of Junk DNA

Scientists have long been puzzled by what appears to be "Junk DNA" that doesn't code like normal human DNA and appears to have no real purpose. But startling new research may have found an answer, Extraterrestrials.

Sequence The Code

According to Professor Chang of the Human Genome Project, Junk DNA is evidence of an ET "programmer" who "grew" beings in the same way we grow bacteria in a Petri dish. 

“Our hypothesis is that a higher extraterrestrial life form was engaged in creating new life and planting it on various planets," stated Chang, "Earth is just one of them. Perhaps, after programming, our creators grow us the same way we grow bacteria in Petri dishes."

However, Chang believes the alien programmers' motives are unknowable, "We can’t know their motives – whether it was a scientific experiment, or a way of preparing new planets for colonization, or is it long time ongoing business of seedling life in the universe [Sic].”

Junk DNA. The accidental debris of evolution, or proof of space alien bio-engineering.

You be the judge,



LL said...

Some people clearly have more junk DNA than others do.

LSP said...

You know, that's weird, I was just thinking the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Episcopal beanie or yo'bro Taqiyah? What kind of headgear is that for a bishop to be seen in?

Euripides said...

I'm guessing that some people's DNA produces more fat cells in the brain than others. I understand that such fat-heads (technical term) must wear additional head gear to keep their brains functioning.

LSP said...

Good question, Anonymous. I think they wear those under the space suit helmet.

LSP said...

I'm not an expert, Euripdides, but I think it's a form of insulation. Junk Code style.