The world-renowned scholar, author, professor and theologian, Marcus Borg, is dead. He died last year; he is still dead, although his great thoughts live on.
Borg was a Christian who didn't believe that Jesus was God and rose from the dead, or perform any miracles. He didn't believe in the Bible either, for him it was just a myth, but he did believe in his new religion, Panentheism, which says that everything is God.
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| Panentheism |
Penentheism is like pantheism, except that it has an "en" in the middle of it. It is not like Christianity, which is why Borg was made a Canon Theologian in the Episcopal Church and served at Trinity Cathedral, in Portland, Oregon.
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| The Jesus Seminar |
Borg became a superstar for debunking Jesus' divinity on Robert Funk's celebrity Jesus Seminar, in which genius scholars played with colored beads and decided the Gospels weren't true. Once they'd said that a few times the Jesus Seminar wasn't famous anymore.
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| Kahn and Funk |
Robert Funk should not be confused with the former IMF NWO Illuminati financier, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, even though both of them were against Jesus.
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| A Typical Head on Mars |
Like the Jesus Seminar, and possibly Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Marcus Borg is not famous anymore. But that might change, his head has been found on Mars.
Your Friend,
LSP
2 comments:
America has the technology to launch his head to Mars and softly land it there. Of course, he will still be dead.
From a restroom wall in Thailand:
"God is dead!" - Nietzsche
(under that)
"Nietzsche is Dead!" - God
This ends the daily sermonette from the Vicar General
Some say that there's a fine line between science and magic.
Borg and the Jesus Seminar claimed to know the science of God, but they were just carnival conjurers making a quick buck out of magic tricks on the Gospel. But hey, it fooled the mug punters in the Episcopal Church and New York Times.
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