Showing posts with label reanimated corpse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reanimated corpse. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

State Of The Union

 



Sometimes a picture's worth a thousand words. That said, what's with the sign language obsession. Are more people deaf now, their eardrums blown out by the sheer volume of vacuity thundering across our airwaves like an MLRS barrage on the Dnieper? Possibly.


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Speaking of which, Old Joe's gonna give those Russians a lesson they won't forget. That's right, no more US airspace for you, Russkies, you can't fly here, just like you couldn't during the pandemic. Take that. We can imagine Z Force sheepishly withdrawing from the Donetsk/Luhansk breakout and rolling wretchedly back across their start line. But that's not all.


No, Joe's going to beat inflation by raising wages and lowering costs, and it works like this. You have a business with workers which makes a product, say T 14 power plants. These were already expensive and now, thanks to supply chain snarl ups and associated costs they're even more expensive. Problem. 





Solution? Raise wages, that way your product's even more expensive which is why it's cheaper. Not unlike Climate Change aka the weather; the hotter it gets the colder it becomes. You see, there's a logic to this and the market responded, pushing WTI crude to just under $110 a barrel on the heels of the Commander in Chief's SOTU encouragement. The Russians were taken aback too, reportedly advancing in Kherson and Mariupol. 

I'm afraid we're in for a rigorous Lent.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Monday, September 13, 2021

The Masked Man

 



Joe Biden's easily the most popular US President in history, hands down. Over 80 million persyns cast their ballot for lovable "Old Joe," with his bright smile and twinkling eye. But disturbing photo analysis tells a different story. Could the Biden America loves be a masked imposter?




Photos from the 9/11 memorial event show what appears to be the  most popular president figure ever, Old Joe, flashing his signature smile. Closer examination says otherwise, revealing the pull tag of a mask at the imposter's right ear. 




Further analysis reveals the clear outline of a full-face mask, prompting insiders to state that the President we all voted for isn't "Honest Joe" but an animated cadaver wearing facial synthskin.


Yeah it's a shock," said one White House staffer on conditions of anonymity, "but that's not Biden. The Big Guy's been dead for years and we've been wheeling out this masked corpse. It moves and everything and looks like Joe, but it's just an animated corpse. It's really scary. DAARPA does the mask thing, they call it synthetic skin, synthskin, but maybe it's real, taking it [sic] from living humans.

 

Others sources report the Biden figure's just a body double in a plastic mask, fooling the world into thinking "Joe" actually runs America, for the sake of appearances.




Here at the Compound we have to ask, is our President a living human being, an imposter in a mask or a reanimated corpse?

You, the reader, be the judge,

LSP