Monday, February 4, 2019

The Bleached Lie Of Gayness



Shocking video evidence of Jussie Smollett's crazed racist attackers has finally emerged, thanks to surveillance camera footage handed over to Chicago police.

One fascist thug appears to be wearing appalling plaid trousers while the other sports the distinctive garb of a Klansman. 




Smollett is a beloved GaySoc actor, famous for his starring role in the multi-season, smash hit series Empire. His savage, bigoted, Subway-sandwich-scorning assailants are believed to live in Virginia.

The Governor's mansion declined to comment.

LSP

14 comments:

LL said...

"Smollett is a beloved GaySoc actor, famous for his starring role in the multi-season, smash hit series Empire"

I had never heard of Smollett, who is apparently a famous sword swallower. Likewise I never watched or heard of the smash hit Empire. Further research showed that it's a 'negro show', which would explain why it never popped up on my radar. I'm not saying that I don't watch shows with multi-ethnic casts but the fake affairs of a negro empire are too sci-fi for my particular viewing preferences. I did like Sanford and Son, but that was a different age. An old black man running a junk yard with his son was far closer to my experience with black people than "Empire".

How's THAT for a homophobic, racist response, LSP?

LSP said...

LL. REPORT YOURSELF.

LL said...

I'll call the Obamas at home. You can't report yourself to the White House since they left office.

Adrienne said...

Like LL, I have no idea of who this guy is and I've only vaguely heard of Empire. And yet the full force and resources of the Chicago police force is thrown out to catch perps who, in all likelihood, don't exist. You may color me (is that racist?) gobsmacked.

LindaG said...

What LL said. Never heard of any of it/them/him until this.
Hubby still claims it will be found to be more fake news. I tend to agree. This person wouldn't be the first to beat himself up just to prove fake news.

Kid said...

I am thinking this story in the media is fake news intended to get more people aware of an actor and a show that no one has ever heard of.

I'd include my own racist, homophobic rants but I have to go brush my rainbow colored Unicorn as it's been almost an hour since the last brushing. As an aside. Never bend over in front of a unicorn regardless of coloration.

Ed Bonderenka said...

I need to call the police.
I've seen those guys somewhere....

Jules said...

If you're going to have the initial J.S, keep it simple. That's my advice.

LSP said...

Powerful advice, Jules. Simplicity's key.

LSP said...

Dammit, Ed, it's your duty.

LSP said...

Kid, we think they're noble, frolicksome, beautiful beasts. But look what they do to, say, a field of corn or America's manufacturing base.

Beware the horn and thudding hooves.

LSP said...

I've never seen his genius show either, Linda, partly because I don't have TV/Cable?Sat and because I wouldn't of I did.

What a rainbow fraud.

LSP said...

#MeToo Adrienne. Mind you, Chicago PD say they'll prosecute if the thing's a phony, faggy flight of rainbow tomfoolery.

I hope they do.

LSP said...

LL, aren't they building a wall around their socialist Georgetown mansion?