Monday, May 1, 2017

May Day

It's May Day, and the millionaire socialist bi-coastal elites are busy plotting how to spend other people's money. 

Millionaire Yale Socialists

Notice it's never their own and I won't say a word about the recent budget's failure to account for a Wall.

C'mon, Yale Snowflakes, the Wall's Not Gonna Build Itself!

Speaking of which, here at the Compound we're stockpiling food, water, ammo and hi-grade sterling. Who knows when all of these things will prove useful. Semper paratus is our motto.

Yet Another Yale Infographic

In other news, Yale snowflakes have staged a hunger strike, prompting their colleagues in the hallowed halls of academe to hold a BBQ.

I guess that'd be justified and ancient.




LL said...

Our betters seem to do well by doing nothing. "Money for nothing and chicks for free" is the motto. How quickly they forgot Harambe.

Jules said...

I’m not an authority on environmental issues or the ravaging effects of climate change, but I wonder if these campaigners travelled “In Cars”?
Perhaps they took the last train to Trancentral.

LSP said...

Jules, I'm not sure if their friends are electric but Mu had nothing on this crew for skulduggery and malfeasance. Kick out the JAMs.

LSP said...

LL, every time a snowflake goes on hunger strike a monkey dies. Harambe weeps.

Mattexian said...

I guess you missed the follow-up memo, the snowflakes are staging a *symbolic* hunger strike, so any time one of them gets hungry, off to Starbucks or the dining hall they go!