It's May Day, and the millionaire socialist bi-coastal elites are busy plotting how to spend other people's money.
Millionaire Yale Socialists
Notice it's never their own and I won't say a word about the recent budget's failure to account for a Wall.
C'mon, Yale Snowflakes, the Wall's Not Gonna Build Itself!
Speaking of which, here at the Compound we're stockpiling food, water, ammo and hi-grade sterling. Who knows when all of these things will prove useful. Semper paratus is our motto.
Yet Another Yale Infographic
In other news, Yale snowflakes have staged a hunger strike, prompting their colleagues in the hallowed halls of academe to hold a BBQ.