People often ask me, how do you clean guns the LSP way? And I reply that it's much like any other way except it's mostly done on the porch, in Texas. But this evening I had a nasty surprise.
I'd no sooner stripped down the BCG (bolt carrier group) of one of the compound's deadly assault rifles when I noticed it was filthy dirty. Obviously the Russians had hacked it, in a desperate bid to subvert the weapon's democratic process.
Hacked
Thanks to Hoppe's solvent, oil, a bore snake and a thorough scrubbing, the carbine was soon back in working order, kremlins removed. All's well, fortunately, that ends well.
Send Her To Raqqa
In related news, a grassroots movement to send Katy Perry to Raqqa, is sweeping America. Whether Katy will enjoy coexisting with the Caliphate remains to be seen.
Gun Rights,
LSP
11 comments:
Try some Birchwood Casey Gun Scrubber Synthetic Safe Cleaner, especially on the pistolas!
Katy Perry should visit the Caliphate personally to provide an example of coexistence for all of us. She can take Madonna and Chelsea Clinton with her - and that actress who is a 'nasty woman' - I don't recall her name, but you know who I'm writing about.
Re: Your dirty gun.
What did Donald Trump know and when did he know it?
Buy cleaner bullets.
That's a good solution, Jules, but kremlins get everywhere!
That, Infidel, is a very good question. I'm off to check my privilege.
LL, I see a big March For Wimen in Raqqa. Katy can lead.
I'll check that out, Brig!
LSP, I use "Frog Lube" for cleaning. I like it better than Hoppes Number 9.
I've heard good reports of that, LL.
Just a heads up about Frog Lube, read and follow all the instructions to the letter, especially when first changing to Frog Lube.
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