Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Go On, Shoot Some Guns



To celebrate America's new dawn we loaded up the pickup with guns and headed out to the country. A few minutes later we were on a friend's farm, lining up against a burn pile with a .38 Special, a Glock 21 and an AR15.




Do you remember Hillary? She wanted to ban these guns but failed and fell into a pyschotic drunken rage, tearing at Mook and Podesta as the vote came down past midnight. Boom,  Witch, you lose. A doctor had to administer sedatives, just to calm her down.




The guns performed flawlessly in the searing heat of an autmnal Texan Fall. Take that, 5th Columnist water bottle, take that big time. Same applies to you, Jerrycan, and you too derelict license plate. 




Driving through this town's dystopic outlet mall after the shoot  you couldn't help but notice the legend, Guilt Free Shopping. Maybe that's because all the shops are shut, as in, gone bust. In Trump's America that's going to change, we hope.




After that it was fried pie and what can I say? Life is good.

Gun rights,

LSP




13 comments:

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Now you've crossed the line, Parson. First, you made our mouths drool for unicorn steaks we can't have. Now, you show us a photo of a delicious fried cherry pie that's completely unavailable up here on the 40th parallel. Now I'm going to have to stop work and wake up Gruntessa and see if she can shake off enough sleep to bake a pie at 10:40pm. If she's sleeping with her Walther under the pillow, I doubt you'll be hearing from me again. My death will be on you, Preacher.

Euripides said...

That's one of the best parts about Hillary losing the bid for president. The 2nd Amendment is safe for a few more years. If Trump is good to his word about adding conservative Supreme Court justices, our rights are safe for a generation.

Adrienne said...

Our outlet mall has been empty for years until Tedder Industries bought it. As I've mentioned before, the holster manufacturer is taking over the entire south side for it's business. Yay, Idaho!

They have some great videos on their Alien Gear blog.

http://aliengearholsters.com/blog


Fredd said...

Plinking.

I'm a gun owner. I've known how to handle guns for over 50 years. Shot tons of ammo off. 99.99% of my plinking at inanimate objects was in the army, my superiors insisted I pull the trigger (over and over). I volunteered to do this once, never again. I've never shot anything living, other than as a kid with a BB gun shooting at robins and squirrels. I've hit a few of them.

The current gun I own (.357 Magnum revolver) has never been fired. Good Lord willing, it never will be, either. I don't need practice to know how to pick up this gun, point it at a bad guy and pull the trigger. If I have time, since my firearm is a double action unit, I might be able to cock the hammer before I fire, but that is optional.

Guns were designed for one thing only: to pierce flesh and stop a living thing from functioning very well, or at all. That's it. And that's what I have my piece at the ready for. I clean it once every year, and put it back in it's special spot in my residence where only I can get at it, with a hidden access 'button' that reveals the gun (it's not a button). One other person knows where this secret place is, and that is only because if I kick the bucket, I have instructed that person to retrieve this weapon (it cost me around $550, no way do I want that to go to waste, even if I am pushing up daisies).

Plinking at jerry cans, license plates and such just doesn't get my juices flowing. I'm not quite sure I understand plinking. But that's just me, and I will never stand in the way of anybody else plinking, though. 2nd Ammendment is here to stay, now that the evil old crone has gone down in flames.

LSP said...

Grunt, I apologize and hope you lived to see the dawn.

LSP said...

Definitely a bonus, Euripides and I think a lot of people voted for precisely that reason.

LSP said...

I like Aliengear, Adrienne. Maybe they'll expand into Texas.

Mattexian said...

So, you're saying she needed a witch doctor to exorcise her demons, perhaps an evil djinn?

LSP said...

Fredd, you remind me of a friend who served as a Crew Chief in SE Asia. He tells me that he enjoyed the war but was pretty much "shot out" after several tours. Saying that, he's not beyond shooting the odd snake in his tanks.

.357 Mag? Yes please.

LSP said...

Mattexian, that is a VERY good point.

Jules said...

Hillary would have made a good target, right?

LSP said...

I'll run some up, Jules. GOOD CALL.

Fredd said...

Pastor: My .357 Mag is loaded with 6 hollow point rounds. No empty chambers, no safety, none of that garbage. It's ready to rock and roll when I need it. Who ever winds up on the wrong side of this 4" barrel will never be the same.