Monday, November 21, 2016

Let Them Eat Steak

you have the steaks... you have the wines... and all of that. Donald Trump

It's a brave new dawn in America, as oppressed people everywhere shake off the shackles of oppression and get down to the serious business of pounding the mahogany to the tune of steak and wine.

Both of these are affordable now, thanks to Danaldus Magnus, and here at the Compound we took advantage of that, scoring a "Threeper" of New York strips at Walmart for $15 bucks. Yes readers, that's right, 5 dollars a steak and guess what, they were delicious. 

Seared for a minute a side in an iron skillet and put in the oven at 400 for 3 minutes. Did Marmite butter feature? Sure it did, along with egg and chips (French Fries).

Was it tasty? Yes it was, as tasty as the Network Heads and their millionaire socialist, comsymp, agitprop shills in the media getting a beating in the Golden Tower. 

“Trump started with Jeff Zucker and said I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed…" Right on, Magnus.

The next day, the Team got out in the field with a couple of deadly assault rifles and settled into some serious business. Just you, the country and the guns. Sorry, rainbow rider losers, there's freedom in that.

Gun rights,



LL said...

Steak and eggs provides needed protein to keep DLC troopers in the field. Well done commissariat.

Julie Culshaw said...

Are you getting your veggies? just a little nagging from someone who likes to cook.
Try this one: saute an onion or two with some zucchini, then place that on a baking sheet, place sliced tomatoes on top of all, then some grated mozzarella. Broil a few minutes, goes great with steak.

Jules said...

As the Marmite slogan goes, "You either love it or you hate it" so take that jelly h8ters. Take that CNN! Take that, cupcakes!

Brig said...

Looks mighty good Padre.
The Cowman's favorite was a steak med rare, with green onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, and bell pepper lightly sauteed in butter, on top... yummy

LSP said...

I thought you'd approve, LL (RHSM).

LSP said...

Thanks for the recipe, Julie. Nice one.

LSP said...

Well said, JS! #TrumpsAmerica

LSP said...

Brighid, what can I say? Delicious.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

That does look pretty wonderful. But I agree with Julie and Brig. You need at least a sprig of ditch weed on the side to give it a little garnish. The Marmite butter doesn't bloody count! #LoveTrumpsMarmite #MarmiteIsNotFood #HuitlacocheInAJar

Jules said...

#MarmiteISFood #BetterThanGrits #WhatDoesGruntKnowAnyway #YeastTheBeast