Everyone's got their eyes on the delicious Unicorn Steaks they're serving over at Trump Tower, but thanks to the Grunt of Montecristo, we now know that an affordable variant will be hitting the stores shortly.
Here at the Compound we're sharpening knives, laying the table and getting ready for the feast.
Yum, yum,
LSP
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You know, it just occurred to me that if the enviro-folks could spend 20 years complaining about an imaginary dearth of polar bears, they could easily spend 5 years or so trying to figure out where all the unicorns have gone. I think we're going to see actual protests about that.
Now that Barack-the-Foolish has been defeated and the Wicked Witch is flying off into the west, there is open season on unicorns with no bag limit.
We might, Grunt, but in the meanwhile I'm dialing in my 30-06 for some handy action. Steak's up!
Geet 'em while you can, LL. And we might as well admit it, good eats.
I don't know. These are the same people that don't believe in God. Not sure they will believe the unicorns have gone anywhere...
I like unicorn meat sandwiches on rye bread.
Some people don't and that's ok. I'm not a hater.
Unicorn meat should be left to hang in a cold store unit with a bunch of wailing lefties. This helps the meat to cure quicker. After which, the meat should be tenderised with ferocity using a Trump hammer whilst shouting, “Nobody cares” and then left to marinate in ‘Vin de Victory’ for several hours. Season well with lashings of liberal tears and fry in Marmite butter. Serve with a side of smugness and a middle finger. Bon apetite!
Linda, I can only agree.
Unicorn on rye? LL, I love that.
Nice recipe, Jules. Thanks. At the moment I'm pretty partial to grinding up the chuck (make sure there's plenty of fat), turning the ground into 2" patties and smashing them into a searing hot skillet, diner style. Multiple delicious uniburgers.
LindaG - I think you're right! They don't believe in God, but that won't stop them from believing there are unicorns "everywhere" even though we can't see them. They *can't* be endangered if they can't be killed! Brilliant! Pretty crazy of them, though, since we know unicorns taste pretty great served medium rare with potatoes and asparagus.
Grunt, hubby won't eat what he calls sparrow guts, haha! But potatoes and green beans with bacon, now that he would agree to! ;-)
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