I Hate Your Network

In Trump's America the fun never ends, unless you're CNN President, Jeff Zucker, who got a Golden Tower pounding yesterday along with other millionaire Media celebrities.

Dishonest, Deceitful, Liars

In a leaked report of the event,"Trump started with Jeff Zucker and said 'I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed.'" But the property tycoon's scorn wasn't just reserved for Zucker's embarrassingly biased fake news network, other members of the Press got it too, as the President Elect called them out for being "dishonest, deceitful liars."

This caused one member of the agitprop arm of the Democrat Party, who was interviewed by the pathetically comsymp millionaire socialist New Yorker, to have an emotional meltdown. 

“I have to tell you, I am emotionally ****ing pissed,” another participant said. “How can this not influence coverage? I am being totally honest with you. Toward the end of the campaign, it got to a point where I thought that the coverage was all about [Trump’s] flaws and problems. And that’s legit. But, I thought, O.K., let’s give them the benefit of the doubt. After the meeting today, though—and I am being human with you here—I think, ***k him! I know I am being emotional about it. And I know I will get over it in a couple of days after Thanksgiving. But I really am offended. This was unprecedented. Outrageous!”

But I really am offended. This was unprecedented. Outrageous! Maybe you didn't get the memo, crybaby. Nobody cares.

According to one Intelligence Community insider, a number of press passes are about to be revoked.

Yes, please.

LSP

YUM YUM

Everyone's got their eyes on the delicious Unicorn Steaks they're serving over at Trump Tower, but thanks to the Grunt of Montecristo, we now know that an affordable variant will be hitting the stores shortly.

Here at the Compound we're sharpening knives, laying the table and getting ready for the feast.

Yum, yum,

LSP

The Light Shines Brightly

And why's that, LSP? Because the evil Witch Crone Harridan, (WCH) Hillary, has been squashed like a roach. So we're celebrating at the Compound with crystal, fine wines, weighty silver, and guns.

Cupcake Crybaby

Make that deadly assault rifles, like the Old Crone was going to ban, but can't because she's been pasted by Trump. Some crybaby cupcakes aren't too happy about that. Too bad, losers, a new Sheriff's in Town. 

You Lose This Round, Satan

The light shines brightly.

Your Friend,

LSP