Saturday, July 12, 2025

Busy

 


Busy here. What with?




Dogs




Yard furniture




Movies


Not least Mission Impossible Final Reckoning, which was comedic, long and featured neat stunts, and... Twister. Twister's a work of cinematic genius, featuring a merry crew of tornado pranksters who devote their lives to following twisters. 

Watch out for cows being blown about by climate change, an hippy aunt who bizarrely feeds the twister kids with a steak breakfast and far more besides. Verdict? Twister's better than Cruise's latest magnum opus. Just my opinion.


Sheer Genius

In other news, our President's declared Rosie O'Donnell a "threat to humanity" and threatens to revoke Rosie's US citizenship. Kudos to 47, eh? The grossly unpopular comedienne's holed up in Ireland somewhere in some kind of weird asylum deal, sadly for the long-suffering Irish. Likewise, there's all kinds of illegal immigrant kids holed up on Californian pot farms, where they're employed as underage child labor slaves.


A Democrat


Nice. Democrats are furious that ICE freed some of these children, because kids working as indentured pot farm slaves for elite Californian Libs are a good thing. Uh huh, good platform to campaign on. Then there's the ongoing internicene mess that is the Epstein affair. Will we see justice? Is 47 using relevant info to apply pressure on his deep stasi enemies? Maybe, your call.

Cheers,

LSP

Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Pick Up The Tempo

 



Do you stand against the asset-stripping NWO? Are you against the Illuminati? Or are you a beloved serf of New World Rainbow Order?  Just asking. That in mind, here's a tune:




Cheers,

LSP

Hold Your Head Up

 



Prayers asked for Ed B. He's not feeling so well.




Reminds me of bikers inna '80s. OK, in 'Nam, Cheltenham. Heh.

Your Best Pal,

LSP

Nothing To See Here

 



Epstein committed suicide. He didn't have any "clients." Not a single powerful, wealthy, important person ever went to his private island resort and even if they did, which they didn't, it was to enjoy sun, sand and sea while taking a well-needed vacation in a tropical paradise.




So move along, nothing to see here, case closed. No one, no one is lying to you, so don't even suggest they are unless you want to be taken for a crazy conspiracy theorist and an enemy of the State.




Obey Your Rulers,

LSP

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Independence Day

 



OK, a day late and dollar short but everything went well at the Compound yesterday. First off, strong coffee on the porch. Next, a parade, and then? Hot dogs (!) on the grill, tasty, followed by New York strips in the evening. Also tasty, and guess what, they were on special offer at Brookshires so we could afford them. Just.




So there you have it, big fun in North Central Texas as we celebrated our freedom from the monstrous tyranny of the British. Well done, and I'm no expert but wasn't the presenting cause something like a 2% tax on tea. Such utter tyranny.




Fast forward to today and reflect. Speaking of tyranny, the British resisted a regular police force for many years because "too French," as in despotic offence against freedom. Look at them now, but I won't bang on. Here's a prayer, and a good one:


O ETERNAL God, through whose mighty power our fathers won their liberties of old; Grant, we beseech thee, that we and all the people of this land may have grace to maintain these liberties in righteousness and peace; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.




Bless you all,

LSP

Thursday, July 3, 2025

Just Coz

 



Useful infographic, don't you think?

LSP

ElCon

 


ElCon, El Conquistador, this evening where I was ambushed by a large crew of churchpersyns. What a lot of surprise fun! ElCon's notoriously TexMex and hasn't changed since the '90s or at least that's what it feels like, nice.

Cheers,

LSP

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Dance Music

 


Like Shadilay but... BETTER.

Your Old Pal,

LSP 

We Are All Rhodesians Now

 



Just saying,

LSP

Floored



It's been all about floors here, like no fooling. Remove noxious carpet, behold in potentia pine and have at it with Kwik Strip, 000 steel wool, murphy's and all of that. When you've removed the dirt, ancient varnish and associated gloop apply beeswax. Works like a charm.



OK, there's a different path, another route. Rent an industrial sander and take those floorboards back to basic. I've done it before, several times, but this time didn't. Why? Because the old pine looked good as is and's going to look better with more waxing. 


The finish builds, you see,


LSP

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Hang Out Moar Flags

 


The old flags were battered, faded, tattered and worn out. Disrespectful, right? Problem. Solution? Order a 3'x5' two flag woven star combo from Bezos' evil empire. They turned up today at the blazingly patriotic patriotic price of $39.95, free shipping to boot. Result.

Patriotism, love of country and state, of your home. What's wrong with that? Everything, obviously, it's Nazi and Fascist and bigoted and evil because loving your homeland and your people gets in the way of the Rainbow Globalist Bolshevik revolution.




As in, how dare you stupid white working class Britons object to millions of Moslem savages living at your taxpaying expense in the once sceptered isle because a gang of Leftist tyrants want power forever on the back of their votes. Of course we've been trying out the same game plan here for the last decade or two until the recent reversal, and to whose benefit? 




The Cartels, employers, landlords, the Democrat party, and in short, the whole cross-the-aisle crew of our beloved rulers who stand to make a serious, hefty buck out of no borders, all in a simpering masquerade of faux compassion. What revolting hypocrisy and what a gang of liars. Here in the US people seem to be waking up to the fraud, the UK? Don't know, but the clock's ticking, kids.

That in mind, hang out more flags and be proud of them.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

Friday, June 27, 2025

Tariffs

 



Tariffs, that total Democrat swallow your tongue freakout. How dare the deranged Orange Hitler level the international trading field. Such Fascist temerity. That in mind,  it's been quite the game of who blinks first and to that end perhaps this short infovideo proves useful.




On point, don't you think? And a neat movie to boot.

Gun Rights,

LSP

Pay The Tax Serf

 



Two seismic, catastrophic things happened in 1913, the creation of the privately owned Federal Reserve Bank and income tax. The former turned the US Dollar into a self-destructive IOU at interest with the latter as its collection agency. Net result?

Everyone's poorer and here we are, chasing the dragon of inevitable inflation until death. Like no kidding, 37 trillion bucks in debt and counting? Something like that, with no end in sight, such is the insatiable, nihilist greed of the banksters and their bought and paid for shills in USGOV. And what about us.




Taxed up the wazoo. On what you buy, on what you sell, on what you save, on your pension and on your wage, on what you own and paid for, and on. They almost, so close!, managed to tax  you on the very air that you breathe. Pay up, pay up serfs, and feed your private island owning overlords with your miserable, ahem, earnings, which have shrunk in real terms how much since the '70s? Look it up.




Some of you may recall there was a revolution over tax levied on citizens. I think they were upset about 2% on tea or something like that. Here & Now? End the Fed and its lackey satrap IRS, please, or perhaps you'd rather be a tax serf and please your beneficent rulers.

Your Call,

LSP

Thursday, June 26, 2025

Let's Free These Guys

 



Three kids made the grievous, hideous, Nazi, Fascist, Third Reich, El Jefe mistake of erasing a faggy rainbow flag on some idiotically leftist controlled part of Atlanta. Oops. Now they're in big, big trouble and looking at 10 years for desecrating the holy rainbow idol. Libs of TikTok posts:



After a "manhunt," for taking out some faggy rainbow street art? What? This is insane, to say nothing of a potential 10 years in gaol. In the meanwhile, Rainbow Bolsheviks get to set light to our cities, burn cop cars and US flags with near total impunity. Huh, maybe that nasty pink tide's ebbing. Please, about time.

Over The Rainbow,

LSP 

Almost Cut My Hair - Well You Should've Done, Shouldn't You

 

ahem


So here we are on the very verge of the Eschaton, trillions of dollars in debt to boot, and what's going on in the mind of your old pal, LSP? I'll tell you, an evening in Oxford, which is a kind of city in England. It was back in the late '80s and there we were, maybe drinking Pimm's No. 1 or youthfully strong G&Ts, when all of a sudden "almost cut my hair" announced itself from the hi-fi. Maybe you remember the song.




After a few bars of jolly old CSNY singing about their ridiculous hair, a friend, I think a school teacher, commented, "Well, why didn't you?" I liked her for that, and thanks Wild, for bringing back the memory. What a lot of fun, there in Oxford in the late '80s.




There weren't bizzarro satanic pronouns then, trans drag shows for children, you could smoke wherever you liked, no one was getting locked up for mean tweets, countries having borders wasn't Fascist, everything was cheaper and we were so much happier. Calm, if you like, before the storm, and what a storm it is. 

I blame it on CSNY and their monstrous cohort. If you think that's farfetched, expand cohort.

Cheers,

LSP

Tuesday, June 24, 2025

OPERATION FLOOR

 


Here's the thing. You've been busy focusing on Iran, Israel, WWIII and America's popular President. Fine, go right ahead, think those thoughts, but here at the Compound we've been getting down to business, taking out old, dirty, dingy carpet from upstairs.




You see, back in the halcyon 1980s the local Power decided to put industrial carpet up the stairs and through the upper corridor. It had to go and now it's gone, revealing the original pinewood boards, most of which simply need a clean, and others which have to be stripped of offending varnish. Have a look at the latter:





No big deal and we'll get on it tomorrow, but first things first. Behold a refreshing pitcher of Pimm's No. 1. Recipe: Squeeze 6 lemons, add 1/2 cup of simple syrup (sugar melted in water) and a liter of soda water; set it aside, it's lemonade. 

Be bold, pour a solid half a bottle of Pimm's and a serious slug of gin into some crystal over ice, Steuben will do, then add lemonade along with cucumber, orange, strawberries and fresh mint. The latter's important, don't forget it. It's like a rule. And then hey presto, you've got a refreshing fruit punch, 1820s style, and mighty tasty it is too.





And there you have it, long drinks and OPFLOOR Stage 1. Tomorrow we strip the boards and finish with wax. More on this exciting plan as it develops; it's no small thing, dear friends, to have such hideous, noxious carpet out of the house.

Long Time Coming,

LSP

Monday, June 23, 2025

Marking Time

 



Iran, Bagration, NWO, Illuminati satraps, B2s, the risible ACoC and it's big if shrinking buddy, the COE. It's all going on. Here at the Compound we're stepping back, mixing Pimm's and griling chicken. All good, unless you're a two-bit commie.

Cheers,

LSP