Taylor Swift Is Not An Intel Psyop

 

Like no kidding. Surely America's beloved Tay-Tay isn't some kind of CIA or NSA stooge. So maybe she's an FBI or an ATF stooge. What? Huh.

Hold on, could she be an IRS stooge on a DHS, DOE, NRO tip? Who knows, but Tay-Tay's net worth is a neat 1.1 BN USD.

Good socialist cash if you can make it, eh? Obviously not an Intel psyop, whatever that might happen to mean.

Never getting back together. 

Ever,

LSP

Just coz:

Bit of This a Bit of That

 

GWB fired up his SatPhone and fired off an encrypted message from Georgia: 

Remember when Trump focused on jobs for American workers? WHAT. A. NAZI. And he wanted to make America great, like some kind of unhinged Fascist Mussolini. And maybe you remember how he had the lowest black unemployment in US history. RACIST.

 

I ran the key, decoded the message and remembered. Yes, Nazi, Fascist, Racist, that was 45 and, lest we forget, he was also a RUSSIAN SPY! Like a Nazi agent in the pay of the KGB, which would make him a double agent, no! A triple agent. Huh, far out, and Putin's Chief of CHAOS.

Seriously, was there ever such garbage spewed out by the gesticulating, smug, pugnacious, wealthy, corrupt, lying, malfeasant, smug Media? The same "press" which assures us that we're all going to die unless we obey the mandates of a doddering old crook who's the most popular president in all of the nation's history. Let's go Brandon.

In related news, the Anglican Diocese of Niagara's shut its doors for fear of the Omicron variant of the coronavirus. Why, we have to ask, are churches in Texas and Florida so much more immune to this deadly plague than their equivalents in Ontario. Is it because the further north you are the weaker you become, or some other thing?

Cheers,

LSP

Princess?

 

It's a beautiful tale of rags to riches, no-talent Hollywood D list to guess what? Being an actual princess. Yes. A real princess, married to a genuine prince and all of that sweet, sweet money. Not bad if you're outta LA and on the make. But things turned sour, very sour.

 

Meghan and Harry had to leave the UK and the Royal family and its all important cash. But all those servants, mansions and G6s don't come cheap, so the "princess" went on Oprah to get revenge. How racist of the Royals to marry into a family of color! And not give us more money!

It's caused a stir in England, apparently. Here in Texas? Not so much, though we have to wonder. How can Prince Phillip, who literally fought fascists, and HRH EII, who did the same on the home front, be fascists? For that matter, if they're so racist, how come the royal family married into POC? We can but guess.

And in the meanwhile, we suffer yet more hypocritical millionaire leftist drivel. Time for torches and pitchforks? Thanks, Jules, for the infographics.

Your Royalist Pal,

LSP