Behold The MounteBanks

 

Could it be that the rainbow will bring down the economy of the Western world? Oh dear, you know what they say, go woke, go broke. All very model risk.

And look at this crook, Joseph Gentile, not once but twice. Careless, what?

chimp out

Rumors that Oprah lost 500$b in uninsured SVB deposits are entirely unfounded and the same goes for everyone's favorite royal couple, Harry and Meghan. Oprah, we're told, had to be physically restrained when she learned of her loss.

clown and simperer

Getting wild, eh? And what can we say? Simpering clown mountebank The world cries.

 D List idiot and evil

She's not even Wallace,

LSP

Piers Morgan - We Apologize

 

Nasty

Repentance, contrition, and apology can come from the most unlikely sources, as can virtue itself. In this case, from Compound News and the appalling Piers Morgan.

Long vilified by our fearless reporters as an "Illuminati dupe sycophant" and the "Dark Lord" of British journalism, Piers Morgan was held up to ridicule and scorn by the Compound's newsroom. More than that, we lent our weight to the popular grass roots movement to remove Morgan from America and send him back, harming no one in the exit.

Corrupt

It was a successful campaign. Piers, hated everywhere in the US for his absurd NWO mandated hatred of 2nd Amendment freedom, fled to the UK, where he reestablished himself as a journalist. On probation. 

Aged

It surprises us, and it may surprise you, but Piers has passed this test. He called out the money-grubbing, D-List, faux celeb, fake princess Meghan Markle on Monday's Good Morning Britain, accusing the Millionaire Socialist climber of lying. 

Redeemed

No, said popular Piers, Meghan wasn't victimized by the Royal family on account of racism, but just because she was and is faked-up, #MillSoc rubbish. He doubled down today. Here's the erstwhile loathsome Morgan on social media:

On Monday, I said I didn’t believe Meghan Markle in her Oprah interview. I’ve had time to reflect on this opinion, and I still don’t. If you did, OK. Freedom of speech is a hill I’m happy to die on. Thanks for all the love, and hate. I’m off to spend more time with my opinions.

 

Two-Bit Grifter

Well said, Piers, all is forgiven. In fact, we've always loved you, except Meghan, who might sue you to get even moar money because she's so racistly oppressed by being a millionaire socialist person of color married to one of the richest family's in Europe. Which, when  you think on it, ain't bad for a two-bit, D-List Hollywood grifter.

Your Friend,

LSP

Princess?

 

It's a beautiful tale of rags to riches, no-talent Hollywood D list to guess what? Being an actual princess. Yes. A real princess, married to a genuine prince and all of that sweet, sweet money. Not bad if you're outta LA and on the make. But things turned sour, very sour.

 

Meghan and Harry had to leave the UK and the Royal family and its all important cash. But all those servants, mansions and G6s don't come cheap, so the "princess" went on Oprah to get revenge. How racist of the Royals to marry into a family of color! And not give us more money!

It's caused a stir in England, apparently. Here in Texas? Not so much, though we have to wonder. How can Prince Phillip, who literally fought fascists, and HRH EII, who did the same on the home front, be fascists? For that matter, if they're so racist, how come the royal family married into POC? We can but guess.

And in the meanwhile, we suffer yet more hypocritical millionaire leftist drivel. Time for torches and pitchforks? Thanks, Jules, for the infographics.

Your Royalist Pal,

LSP