Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Princess?

 



It's a beautiful tale of rags to riches, no-talent Hollywood D list to guess what? Being an actual princess. Yes. A real princess, married to a genuine prince and all of that sweet, sweet money. Not bad if you're outta LA and on the make. But things turned sour, very sour.
 




Meghan and Harry had to leave the UK and the Royal family and its all important cash. But all those servants, mansions and G6s don't come cheap, so the "princess" went on Oprah to get revenge. How racist of the Royals to marry into a family of color! And not give us more money!





It's caused a stir in England, apparently. Here in Texas? Not so much, though we have to wonder. How can Prince Phillip, who literally fought fascists, and HRH EII, who did the same on the home front, be fascists? For that matter, if they're so racist, how come the royal family married into POC? We can but guess.





And in the meanwhile, we suffer yet more hypocritical millionaire leftist drivel. Time for torches and pitchforks? Thanks, Jules, for the infographics.

Your Royalist Pal,

LSP

18 comments:

JC said...

I once used the word 'pickaninny'. Blank stares all 'round.

LSP said...

That's curious, JC. Have you heard the phrase "high stepping"?

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Outside of tabloid readers. who gives a rat's ass?

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Look on the bright side, the way things are going in the good ole US of A right now I wouldn't be surprised if the Democrats invited Harry and Meaghan to become King and Queen of the United States.

You know how much the Democrats love royalty!

4Branch said...

I am sad for Harry, he looked to be a decent officer someday. I know his vocation was the Army and he was devoted to his grandmother. Shame the shrubbery shark destroyed all that. In classic Gold digger fashion, she got with child and locked him down. Seen it all before. Prince/rich Rancher sons/richer oil barons sons . . . same story.
England may have the Royals, but we have our own Aristos, mostly with a lot less class.

I had a story once about a coup overthrowing a decided leftist regime here, along with the whole corrupt system. Unable to face the prospect of the same corrupt politics,
the Military Government decides on a Constitutional Monarchy and offers the crown to
a likely prospect, chosen by referendum, and establishes a parliamentary system.

By the time of all these events, USA and Canada have melded in the Grand Union of North America. Mexico is adrift and looking for Dominion status. We retake the Canal
when Noriega is dethroned. Cuba is 'liberated'. Quebec is granted the status of an
Autonomous Zone, perhaps becoming a dependent Principality. The Senate returns to its
original state, of an appointive body.

In an earlier Alternate History, Hitler is undone and replaced by 'Óld Guard' of the military, with the Crown Prince, Ferdinand and his lovely Romanov wife. The Soviets are defeated and the Romanovs returned in a Constitutional monarchy, such as Germany
has become. Mussolini is 'retired' to a small estate on Sardinia. Scandinavia is ever Scandinavia; France is somewhat nervous.

Good thing I'm old and decrepit now, eh?

Jules said...

And now our friend Piers is in deep trouble for daring to say he doesn't believe her!

The minute you go on a global media platform known as the Oprah Winfrey show, one is not staying away from the media (whom you loathe and detest) or any attention (which you loathe and detest)

Undergroundpewster said...

Three reasons why we ditched royalty in 1776 sitting right there.

Old NFO said...

Two grifters being interviewed by a third grifter, OF COURSE the race card got played. I could care less about their whining...

Ed Bonderenka said...

Who ARE those people?

LSP said...

Juliette, I know you and Piers have a glancing history and I've done my best to call him out as a jowly, Illuminati chancer. But he's redeemed himself. Like the thief on the cross. Get that job back, fella.

LSP said...

WSF, I know, but in England it's big news.

I like the story because it exposes #MillSoc hypocrisy.

LSP said...

Infidel, the arrow strikes home!

Speaking of which, poor Hillary, so thwarted of that which was rightfully hers.

LSP said...

4Branch -- LOVE that story.

Have you read Churchill's "Lee Won Gettysburg"? Pretty neat...

LSP said...

Kid, look what we've done. Replaced Chivalric leadership, in ideal..., with oligarchs.

Then there's the three frauds.

Well done, 1776.

LSP said...

It's revolting to me, NFO. And, I think, to most people. That in mind, why is the bloatedly corrupt Oprah still on air?

LSP said...

That, Ed, is a VERY good question.

BadFrog said...

Being pedantic but Markle is not a Princess and never will be. That's the burr under her well-ridden saddle.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Yes, I thought he was a bad guy a few years ago.