Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Piers Morgan - We Apologize

 

Nasty


Repentance, contrition, and apology can come from the most unlikely sources, as can virtue itself. In this case, from Compound News and the appalling Piers Morgan.

Long vilified by our fearless reporters as an "Illuminati dupe sycophant" and the "Dark Lord" of British journalism, Piers Morgan was held up to ridicule and scorn by the Compound's newsroom. More than that, we lent our weight to the popular grass roots movement to remove Morgan from America and send him back, harming no one in the exit.


Corrupt

It was a successful campaign. Piers, hated everywhere in the US for his absurd NWO mandated hatred of 2nd Amendment freedom, fled to the UK, where he reestablished himself as a journalist. On probation. 


Aged

It surprises us, and it may surprise you, but Piers has passed this test. He called out the money-grubbing, D-List, faux celeb, fake princess Meghan Markle on Monday's Good Morning Britain, accusing the Millionaire Socialist climber of lying. 


Redeemed

No, said popular Piers, Meghan wasn't victimized by the Royal family on account of racism, but just because she was and is faked-up, #MillSoc rubbish. He doubled down today. Here's the erstwhile loathsome Morgan on social media:


On Monday, I said I didn’t believe Meghan Markle in her Oprah interview. I’ve had time to reflect on this opinion, and I still don’t. If you did, OK. Freedom of speech is a hill I’m happy to die on. Thanks for all the love, and hate. I’m off to spend more time with my opinions.

 

Two-Bit Grifter


Well said, Piers, all is forgiven. In fact, we've always loved you, except Meghan, who might sue you to get even moar money because she's so racistly oppressed by being a millionaire socialist person of color married to one of the richest family's in Europe. Which, when  you think on it, ain't bad for a two-bit, D-List Hollywood grifter.

Your Friend,

LSP

14 comments:

SgtBob said...

Mr. A. Lincoln said something about "You can fool all of the people some of the time..." In the case of the Duchess of Windsor ... Oops. Wrong gold digger. Anyway, the Duchess of Whatever certainly is capable of having loyal followers who have the same outlook as hers, but none among intelligent folk believe her anything but a bad copy of Mrs. Simpson. She should have hired a better screenwriter.

Anonymous said...

The Queen is 95 years old. Her husband is in hospital. Which other 95 year old would you piss all over?

The Queen is the physical embodiment of our Country. The mother of the nation. A quick review of the reigns of Elizabeth I, Anne, Victoria and Elizabeth II show that our Queens tend to be rather talented, capable and successful.

However, since the time of Boudicca, when one of our Queens says: "Ok boys, I have had enough crap, we are going to kick off, get your shit together." The men have responded far more enthusiastically, than they do when our King's decide to go to War.

For most in Britain and the Commonwealth H&M have crossed the line. By attacking the Queen and her family with malicious accusation without concrete evidence is pretty much treason. Moreover, it is a calculated and keenly felt insult felt individually by the majority of us.

Ed Bonderenka said...

I have yet to see evidence Morgan is unopposed to the 2A.

Adrienne said...

Piers is suffering a bit of cancelling - exactly what he did to Trump over having his own (Piers) precious ego bruised.

That being said, I sort of thought he was kind of cute when he was a judge of that talent show (Sigh) I'm a sucker for eyes that tilt down on the outside corners, ala Roy Rogers/Clint Black.

Anyway - he's dead right on that disgusting wife of the neutered Harry. You'd think she'd at least have the sense to buy him a new suit and sh*t-can that ugly grey one with the brown suede shoes. Ugh!



Old NFO said...

Funny the different 'perspectives' between US and Brit public... Brits are ready to kick them to curb and completely out of the monarchy forever!

Wild, wild west said...

What we have here, to quote Steely Dan, is "show biz kids making movies of themselves, you know they don't give a (edited for content) about anybody else."

I'm not particularly interested in their Potempkin Village of a life, nope.

LSP said...

Sgt., Simpson was surely a sharp bit of work. That in mind, we can imagine her and Markle in the same room.

Markle: "Harry's quite impossible."
Simpson: "And who are you?"

Or something like that. But dialogue's not in it, Simpson wouldn't have looked at someone like Markel, much less spoken to her. Mind you, I'd imagine she'd only be giving what she received.

Speaking of which, years ago, I worked for a man whose mother was part of that set. They were all in the South of France when war was declared and left the country in a Rolls Royce cavalcade. According to him, they drank the channel ferry dry of champagne.

But I won't bang on.

LSP said...

Anon, as a loyal subject of the Crown I totally get that. Dual passport, you see.

That aside, can someone please fire their PR firm? I mean, ffs...

LSP said...

ED, he hasn't changed. Which makes him an idiot, but he's been less of an idiot since being driven out of the US. Maybe a light started to switch on. Who knows. His brother, curiously, is/was a colonel in one of England's few remaining regiments. Welsh, obvs.

LSP said...

Adrienne, what's with the weirdo spiv suit?!? Harry used to look good as an Officer. Not anymore.

She's a grinning mountebank to boot.

LSP said...

I fully sympathize with the UK POV, NFO. What. An. Insult. And on Oprah too, to compound the sin. Those grifting mountebanks need the Order of the Boot.

LSP said...

Whoa, WWW, Steely Dan... now you're talkin.

BadFrog said...

Just to be pedantic, Sparkles is not and never has been a Princess. She is nobility, not royalty. Not being a princess because of her position in the line of succession is at the root of her bitterness towards Catherine and her children.

LSP said...

BadFrog, are you saying Meghan's somehow... jealous?!? What a simpering clown.