Remove Kebab

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Remove Kebab,

LSP

Run, Hide, Tell? Remove Kebab

Run, hide, tell? Well that's gonna beat the Jihad. Hardly spirit of the blitz, is it. On the other hand you could fight and remove the kebab. Here's a train.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

London Jihad Terror

What kind of person drives a van at 50 mph into pedestrians on London Bridge and then gets out of the vehicle with his pals and starts cutting people's throats? As you're scratching your head in mute wonderment I'll supply the answer. Muslims. And that's exactly what's happened tonight in London.

In at least three incidents, at London Bridge, Borough Market and Vauxhall, Mohammedan Jihad vans rammed into people at speed. Then their occupants got out of the vehicles with knives and started stabbing and cutting throats. 

Why not, their Prophet did the same thing at Medina and it's in the Koran, "When you meet the unbelievers, strike the necks…” (Qur’an 47:4)

Here's a snapshot of the Muslim holy warriors in action, from Breitbart:

He told the paper that he saw a van driving on the pavement with people running out of the way before three men got out.

“They literally just started kicking them, punching them, they took out knives. It was a rampage really,” he said

“They headed down towards Southwark Cathedral towards the bar, and starting running at people.

“People at the bar started fighting back. then the three of them decided to make their way up to the bridge.

“A woman was staring at them and they started stabbing her.

“Throughout the whole way across the bridge, there were people littered across bleeding. People were trying to help each other.”

In sum, these savages were only obeying orders, not least from their so-called holy book and its author, the founder of the religion of peace himself, Mohammad. But here's the thing.

How many more Muslims are there in the UK who are fervent enough to follow the head-chopping example of their founder and his instructions in the Koran? Some put that figure at around 23,000 out of approximately 6 million UK adherents of the warlord, child raping, enslaving Prophet. 

That's right, 23,000 Muslims ready to murder and terrorize until the UK submits to their barbaric death cult of a religion. 

Wake up, England, and deal with the threat. Identifying the enemy might be a good first step. And hint, it's not Methodists.

LSP

Putin Praises Trump!

Speaking at the St. Petersburg Economic Forum, nationalist champion and Russian strongman, Vladimir Putin, praised President Trump for ditching the phony Paris Climate Accord.

“By the way, we should be grateful to President Trump. In Moscow it’s raining and cold and even, they say, some snow. Now we could blame this all on American imperialism, that it’s all their fault. But we won’t.”

In earlier comments to Megynne Kelly, Putin brushed off the increasingly shrill, desperate, hysterical and unconvincing allegations made by America's lying, elite, corrupt, mendacious media, which accuse the Trump administration of being Russian spies. 

“So our ambassador met someone. That's his job. That's why we pay him. So what? What's he supposed to do, hit up the bars?”

Rumors that the New York Times, Washington Post and Maxine Waters are calling for Putin's impeachment are unverified. 

That German, French and Italian heads are exploding because Trump refuses to asset strip America at the behest of the phenomenally rich transnational elite, is settled science.

God bless,

LSP

Trump Dumps Paris

The Globalist New World Order was dealt a smack 'round the chops today when President Trump announced he wasn't signing on to the Paris Climate Accord. "Pittsburgh not Paris," was Trump's motto and he has a point.

Why should America shut down and impose higher costs on its industry so that China and India, for example, can gain competitive advantage in the global marketplace? Or to put it another way, why should America redistribute its income to the developing world?

Because if we don't, it's argued, the ice caps will melt and everyone will die in a smog-ridden, polluted dystopia that makes Soylent Green attractive. The only problem with this compelling logic is that it's completely wrong.

Leaving aside the not-so-settled science of Global Warming, sorry, Climate Change, the Paris Accord allows emergent industrial powers such as India and China to go on polluting. To put it more bluntly, Paris lets the world's biggest polluters to pollute yet more still while far cleaner America, in particular, is penalized. And even if the Accord was fully adopted, the climate would change by an inconsequential degree, some 0.2 of a degree Celsius.

A Rich Lying NWO Illuminati Globalist

This means that the weather part of the Accord, its argument, its fakey raison d'etre isn't true, it's a lie and a brazen one at that. If it wasn't, the Accord would actually do something about global pollution and it doesn't. But it does do something else, it proposes regulation on American industry that either forces it to shut, such as coal, or puts it at a disadvantage vis-a-vis countries like China.

So what does the phony climate treaty actually achieve and who gains?

Typical Parisian Street Scene

Not the Weather, that still gets polluted by China and India to hell and back. Not the American worker, he gets to go on welfare when his coal mine's shut down to save a non-existent drowning Polar Bear and his steel mill's been relocated to the Asian Sub-Continent.

On the other hand, the unelected weather bureaucracy and the administrators of green climate funds do rather well. Nice money if you can make it. So do governments who are desperate to find an excuse for a new tax; look no further than the Weather! Then there's our transnational and stratospherically wealthy friends in the New World Order.

Do they gain from an America whose manufacturing base has been removed to countries with minimal slave labor costs and, by the way, equally minimal Parisian regulation when it comes to pollution? 

The Dalek

Here's a picture of Houston's Dalek to help you reflect on this difficult but important question. And while you're at it, consider Barack Obama's legacy and why he felt it necessary to exterminate so many American jobs.

Stand by the JAMS.

MAGA.

LSP

Memorial Day

I know, you're busy setting up firewalls and improving your IT security architecture in case the Kremlin hacks your grill and ruins all those steaks and hamburgers. But still, take some time to remember the fallen. Here's a prayer:

Almighty God, our heavenly Father, in whose hands are the living and the dead: We give thee thanks for all thy servants who have laid down their lives in the service of our country. Grant to them thy mercy and the light of thy presence; and give us such a lively sense of thy righteous will, that the work which thou hast begun in them may be perfected; through Jesus Christ thy Son our Lord. Amen.

God bless,

LSP

Russians Hack Memorial Weekend!

It's raining here in Texas because President Trump G6'd the G7 climate deal, allowing the Russians to hack the weather and ruin everyone's Memorial Day weekend.

Sources claim that a top-level White House insider spoke with Russian ambassador, Sergey Kislyak, opening up a special back passage which allowed the Kremlin to hack the weather, causing it to rain. The Kremlin hack, code named Soggy Bear, disrupted millions of Americans' cookouts.

President Trump unleashed a tweetstorm, accusing US media of promoting "fake news" in an attempt to get Hillary Clinton, but then went on to prove Russian collusion by addressing US troops in Italy, chanting "USA, USA!" 

Trump's display of traitorous sentiment at the close of his first foreign trip caused MSNBC's popular transsexual journalist, "Rachel" Maddow to call for the President's impeachment.

Here at the compound we're firing up the grill, despite our enemy, the Weather. Rumours of visiting Spetsnaz and Bear Cavalry officers are entirely without foundation.

God bless America.

LSP

Bodyslam A Guardian Reporter, Win An Election

Everyone wants to do it and now someone finally has, that's right, bodyslam a Guardian reporter and win an election.

Montana Republican candidate, Greg Gianforte, finally snapped at Guardian journalist Ben Jacobs' aggressive questioning and bodyslammed the hack to the ground, allegedly punching and breaking her spectacles. 

The move resonated with voters who had lost patience with the antics of the lying, corrupt, elite, mendacious, smug, condescending mainstream media.

When Gianforte apologized in his victory speech for attacking the aggressive reporter, saying that he "made a mistake," supporters shouted out, "Not in our minds!"

One commentator summed up the mood of the electorate, "With distrust and hatred of the lying media at all time highs, what Gianforte might have done might have gotten him more votes. Ben Jacobs, you are nothing but a pathetic, left wing hack and a hypocrite. Let UK Guardian pay for your new glasses."

Ben Jacobs is suing Greg Gianforte for assault. Greg Gianforte is enjoying his handy win in the Montana election. 

Whether this is the start of an encouraging trend has yet to be seen.

Carry on,

LSP

Breakfast And Fish

One of the things I like to do is go to the local Cowboy Church's men's breakfast. They're good guys who aren't afraid of their faith and I always leave uplifted in spirit. Speaking of which, one of the cowboys had lifted up his Jeep, it's called Bad Santa.

After a frugal meal of scrambled eggs, biscuits and gravy, I went fishing with a couple of the breakfasteers on Lake Whitney, on a boat. It was neat to scud over the choppy water at speed, with the spray and the wind whipping past. Similar, in a way, to an all out run on a horse; a whole lot of speed. I like that.

We cast about in coves, inlets and along sand bars and banks but the going was slow. Then Seagulls appeared, feasting on baitfish and sure enough, a school of Sand Bass wasn't far behind. There they were, churning up the water in a ferocious feeding frenzy.

Brisk action and it was catch as fast you could cast and then the Sandies were gone, surging after their prey. We got on them, along with a few Stripers, two more times before they disappeared into the depths. Big fun.

Then it was time to head back to the Compound, mission accomplished.

Thanks, JH and SO. Great result.

Fish on,

LSP

The Feast of the Ascension

It's the great, and all too sadly ignored, Feast of the Ascension today in which we celebrate the ascent of Christ into heaven to sit at the right hand of the Father as our eternal mediator and High Priest. 

Austin Farrer reflects on this upwards movement:

WE are told in an Old Testament tale, how an angel of God having appeared to man disappeared again by going up in the flame from the altar. And in the same way Elijah, when he could no more be found, was believed to have gone up on the crests of flaming horses. The flame which carried Christ to heaven was the flame of his own sacrifice. Flame tends always upwards. All his life long Christ's love burnt towards the heart of heaven in a bright fire, until he was wholly consumed in it, and went up in that fire to God. The fire is kindled on our altars, here Christ ascends in fire; the fire is kindled in the Christian heart, and we ascend. He says to us, Lift up your hearts; and we reply, We lift them up unto the Lord.

And here's today's Collect:

GRANT, we beseech thee, Almighty God, that like as we do believe thy only-begotten Son our Lord Jesus Christ to have ascended into the heavens; so we may also in heart and mind thither ascend, and with him continually dwell, who liveth and reigneth with thee and the Holy Ghost, one God, world without end. Amen.

God bless,

LSP

Cleaning Guns The LSP Way

People often ask me, how do you clean guns the LSP way? And I reply that it's much like any other way except it's mostly done on the porch, in Texas. But this evening I had a nasty surprise.

I'd no sooner stripped down the BCG (bolt carrier group) of one of the compound's deadly assault rifles when I noticed it was filthy dirty. Obviously the Russians had hacked it, in a desperate bid to subvert the weapon's democratic process.

Hacked

Thanks to Hoppe's solvent, oil, a bore snake and a thorough scrubbing, the carbine was soon back in working order, kremlins removed. All's well, fortunately, that ends well.

Send Her To Raqqa

In related news, a grassroots movement to send Katy Perry to Raqqa, is sweeping America. Whether Katy will enjoy coexisting with the Caliphate remains to be seen.

Gun Rights,

LSP

Dhimmwhit Katy Perry Says No Borders After Manchester Bombing

Multimillionaire pop superstar socialist, Katy Perry, has reacted to the Manchester bombing by calling for "love" and "no borders."

In an interview on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, following the bombing, Perry stated, “Whatever we say behind people’s backs, the Internet can be a little bit ruthless as far as fan bases go but I think that the greatest thing we can do is just unite and love on each other. No barriers, no borders, we all just need to co-exist.”

Well isn't that precious. If we didn't have any borders there'd be no more war and everyone would love on each other in the New Globalist World Order. Beautiful, until a fanatical Mohammedan detonates a nail bomb at your pop concert, Katy.

Rumors that Perry took part in yesterday's "binding spell" against President Trump are unconfirmed.

Katy Perry is a registered dhimmwit.

ISIS laughs,

LSP