More London Jihad, COBRA Meet CREEP

The Islamic terror group ISIS has claimed responsibility for today's bomb attack on London's Underground, which wounded some 29 people on a District Line train.

Fortunately the bucket bomb only caused burns instead of fatalities as it sent a fireball through a crowded passenger carriage during rush hour.

The Underground blast is the fourth terror attack carried out by the religion of never-ending peace in Britain this year. Muslim fanatics killed 5 people on Westminster Bridge in March, 22 people at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester in May, and 8 people on London Bridge in June.

Law Enforcement hasn't been idle in the face of this threat, reportedly making 379 terrorism related arrests so far this year. However, police have warned that there's "no such thing as a 'typical terrorist'."

Nothing Typical About These Terrorists

British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has raised the country's terror threat level to "critical" and called a special anti-terrorist meeting of COBRA.  And you have to feel sorry for COBRA, how will they be able to protect their country when they can't identify the enemy. 

Nothing Typical About Salman

After all, according to the police, there's nothing "typical" about the terrorists, there isn't a type who commits these these crimes, there's no common motive or ideology, no unifying creed, belief or ethnicity. So who are they? COBRA scratches its head in baffled bewilderment along with their lesser allies in the Met.

Khalid Masood? Not Typical

Here at the Compound we've decided to be proactive and help out our transatlantic allies, which is why we've fired up our predictive crime software, CREEP (Criminal Recognition Enemy Engagement Prediction), and crunched the numbers. The results are as shocking as they're surprising.

Four out of five major terrorist acts in the UK this year were carried out by Muslims. That's right, Muslims, followers of the Prophet Mohammed.

Over to you, COBRA.

LSP

Run, Hide, Tell? Remove Kebab

Run, hide, tell? Well that's gonna beat the Jihad. Hardly spirit of the blitz, is it. On the other hand you could fight and remove the kebab. Here's a train.

Your Old Pal,

LSP

London Jihad Update -- Four Dead Amber Rudd Talks Tolerance

As more people are reported killed, photos have emerged of the London Jihad terrorist and already, right out of the gate, the UK government is talking about "tolerance."

"The British people," stated Home Secretary Amber Rudd, "will be united in working together to defeat those who would harm our shared values. Values of democracy, tolerance and the rule of law."

Amber Rudd

But that's just it, those values aren't shared by thoroughgoing adherents of Islam, by true, faithful, Mohammed emulating Muslims.

ISIS Laughs

The death toll from today's Islamic terror attack in London has risen to four, with many more wounded. How many more will it take before Islam is realized for what it is, a violent, death-dealing ideology of conquest and enslavement. Hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands?

Shared Value

In the meanwhile, stay tuned for peace vigils on Westminster Bridge.

ISIS laughs.

LSP

London Jihad

A man has just rammed his SUV into an unsuspecting crowd on Westminster Bridge, London, before running into Parliament with a knife, where he was shot and killed by police after killing a woman and wounding at least 13 others.

The man was described by witnesses as "Asian," a UK euphemism for Muslim. How long before candlelit peace vigils in central London as the lying, corrupt, venal, hypocritical mainstream media warns against Islamophobia and searches in vain for a "motive."

The motive's simple, jackasses. Islam and Jihad. 

Wake up and get ready to go Martel. Or embrace the unicorn. 

Your call.

LSP