Monday, May 14, 2018

Melania Mondays!

It's Monday and everyone's happy because that means Melania Mondays! and another episode in the life of America's popular and glamorous First Lady.

No, You're Not

Michelle Obama thinks she's the country's "Forever First Lady" or FFL for short. But Michelle isn't our First Lady, some say she isn't even a lady at all but some other kind of thing. 

Here at Melania Mondays! we can't say what that other "thing" is because we don't want to scandalize the children, but we can say that Melania is definitely a woman and really is the country's First Lady. Unlike Mitchell Michelle.

Warmhearted Patriot

And being a warmhearted patriot who loves our Armed Forces, Melania devoted part of her Mother's Day to honoring military moms.


Well done, First Lady, for doing your part to make America great again, and the nation's glad you're making a good recovery after your procedure this morning.




drjim said...

That last picture says it all.

See that smirk on our President's face?

Yup, I'd have one, too, if she were at my side...

LL said...

Michelle Obama has her role doing the Star Wars thing. She might run for the presidency?

Melania is the graceful, intelligent, poised, beautiful First Lady.

Anonymous said...

Michelle is such a beautiful soul. Not like Melania. You can see the evil in her eyes. Maybe you guys are related.

LSP said...

She does look good, drjim.

LSP said...

But LL, Michelle's our Forever First Lady.

Except that she isn't.

LL said...

Melania is in the hospital now. (for a week?) There were commentators on the Communist News Network wishing her ill. As is their standard approach.

LSP said...

I had to update the post, LL. The procedure was successful so everyone's happy except the lying, corrupt, elite, snide mainstream media.

LL said...

I sent Melania a large spray of red roses - c/o Walter Reed Army Hospital though 1-800-Flowers. That's just me sucking up.