Wednesday, May 9, 2018

A Beautiful Bear Creed

Perhaps you're upset about the crew of wealthy, MillSoc celebrity degenerates mocking the Church at the Met Gala. So here's something to put it all right, a beautiful Bear Creed by Sarah Moon. 

It goes like this:

God Our Mother Bear 
I believe in God, our Mother Bear, source of all being.

Solidarity Against Empire

I believe in Jesus Christ, God’s wisdom made flesh,along with Sophia, the church, and all that live in wisdom. Born of the bad-ass womanist liberation theologian, Mary, suffered under the systems of oppression of this world, was crucified, died, and was buried,forever joining in solidarity with those murdered by Empire.

Bad Bear

On the third day, the women declared him risen;signifying God’s “No” to oppression.Jesus points to God our Mother Bear,who works in this world, calling for justice for the poor and oppressed. 

Happy Bear

I believe in Sophia Spirit, Christ’s body, the church,the communion of saints,the grace to reject this world’s systems, hope for justice in the future, and renewed life everlasting. Amen.

Perhaps you think this is some kind of joke. Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

God bless,



Adrienne said...


LL said...

Isn't that somehow based on the "care bear" cartoon/stuffed animal line? It certainly sounds cartoonish as do the lesbian dancers. Come to think of it, that display at the Met was cartoonish as well. I prefer the roadrunner/coyote cartoons, that attest to the superiority of ACME products. But that's just me. It doesn't mean that I worship ACME - or the coyote - or the roadrunner.

When religious faith is turned into entertainment (in the hopes of generating more cash), it becomes clownish. There are a lot of people who enjoy the clownish program. But it has nothing to do with faith in Jesus Christ.

Jim said...

What the....? That one sure has me shaking my head. Hey LL! Do you know if ACME has some kind of product to deal with this?

LL said...

Jim, you order an ACME anvil (from Amazon), tie it to the foot of the leader of the false host surreptitiously (sub rosa) and then kick the anvil over the side of a cliff. It's a sure winner!

LSP said...

Adrienne, I've never thought of the Virgin Mary as a "badass womanist liberation theologian" before.

LSP said...

The religion of the cartoon rainbow bear? Good point, LL.

The cartoon bears sit in solidarity against Empire, on their cake.

Bad bears.

LSP said...

You don't even have to make it up, Jim.

LSP said...

LL, you're a solutions provider. No doubt about it.

Jim said...

The old anvil over the cliff trick. Works every time.

Fredd said...

Jim, ACME's got everything. Much like Buckee's, they have wolfbane, silver bullets, crucifixes, Holy water, wooden stakes, whatever you need to put an end to this evil.

If you have the cash, that is. Plus tax.

Infidel de Manahatta said...

For the life of me I can't understand why mainstream Christianity keeps losing followers!

Jim said...

Thanks Fredd. One stop shopping can be convenient.

LSP said...

Weird, isn't it, Infidel.

LSP said...

It's certainly not cheap, Fredd. But sometimes you have to spend money to make money; I've not been very successful at that but they say it's true.

LSP said...

Jim, like LL, Fredd's a solutions provider!