Illuminati Elite Wreck Monday Fishing

Lake Whitney dam's a pretty good place to fish, unless our elite Illuminati overlords steal all the fish, like they did today.

The sun was shining, it wasn't too hot, it wasn't too cold, and the air smelled of spring and new life as the mighty Brazos stretched out into the distance, towards Waco and beyond. Beautiful, no doubt about it, but where were the fish?

Normally you can see them gliding about like submarines; not today, not a fish in sight. I cast off into the pool regardless, which had obviously suffered from some kind of failed green new deal, and guess what? Nothing.

A Typical Illuminati

No bass, no perch, no drum, no catfish, not even a gar. Nothing. They'd obviously been shipped off to China by Illuminati globalists, like all the rest of our assets. Thanks a lot, New World Order.

I reflected on the iniquity of it all in the cab of the rig and ate a fried cherry pie. It was delicious, that part of the mission was a triumph.

With this in mind, you better put the fish back, Illuminati tyrants and globalist stooge dupes of the NWO, or there'll be trouble.

Big time,

LSP

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That is all,

LSP

Love Your Enemies Sunday Sermon

Christ tells us to love our enemies instead of harboring murderous, malevolent, hate-filled rage against them.

After all, hatred, deceit, malice, wrath and all-consuming pride are hallmarks of Satan. So don't be like that, it's bad. Like spirit cooking, for example.

I know following the counsels of perfection can be hard but whoever said it'd be easy? So take heart and persevere, good wins.

Sermon over.

Light v. Dark,

LSP

Need A New Rig

Here's the thing, readers, all five of you, I think I need to get a new rig. Don't get me wrong, this one's been great. Thanks, Ford and Oncor for an awesome vehicle.  But it's coming to that put money into it end.

So, a new rig. I want something that's able to get in and out of the mud at the range and everywhere else besides, that likes dirt roads in the rain, has the wherewithal to deal with horses and all of that. 

I'm thinking a RAPTOR would do the trick. Or maybe a fleet 4x4? OK, a Raptor would be cool, no doubt about it, but a regular work truck 4x4 would get the job done and still be cool, with far less things to go wrong. Like electric windows?

Also, a fleet 4x4 would cost appx $10/20k less, leaving plenty of room to buy a BOAT.

What's it to be, a RAPTOR or a FLEET 4x4, BOAT included?

Help, please, and don't fear the reaper,

LSP

Conrad Black Blasts Coup Conspirators

Conrad Black blasts the deep state, the DNC and the coup conspirators, their media satraps and far more besides. He calls it the Greatest Constitutional Crisis Since the Civil War. Via Real Clear Politics:

The most immense and dangerous public scandal in American history is finally cracking open like a ripe pomegranate. The broad swath of the Trump-hating media that has participated in what has amounted to an unconstitutional attempt to overthrow the government are reduced to reporting the events and revelations of the scandal in which they have been complicit, in a po-faced ho-hum manner to impart to the misinformed public that this is as routine as stock market fluctuations or the burning of an American flag in Tehran.

For more than two years, the United States and the world have had two competing narratives: that an elected president of the United States was a Russian agent whom the Kremlin helped elect; and its rival narrative that senior officials of the Justice Department, FBI, CIA, and other national intelligence organizations had repeatedly lied under oath, misinformed federal officials, and meddled in partisan political matters illegally and unconstitutionally and had effectively tried to influence the outcome of a presidential election, and then undo its result by falsely propagating the first narrative. It is now obvious and indisputable that the second narrative is the correct one.

Read the whole thing here.

Lock 'em up,

LSP 

Thursday Roundup

It's Thursday and the Feast of St. Peter Damian, so what better time for a news roundup. First things first, Jussie Smollett, popularly known as "Juicy" got himself arrested for a nationally televised MAGA hat, hate hoax, bleach noose lynching. 

One of Juicy's better stunts involved writing a check, yes, a CHECK, to his fake MAGA hoax assailants, for $3.5k. Chicago PD's not too pleased and you can watch their reaction above.

In other news, a Coast Guard nut wanted to kill everyone but got caught, thus preventing a false flag detraction from Juicy's interesting story and the rumors of Deep State Mueller's Russian Collusion investigation coming to an end next week. 

With no, ahem, evidence whatsoever of Russian collusion between Trump and the Kremlin. Libs are prepping the field in advance of massive disappointment.  Witch hunt? Surely not.

Speaking of witch, Gateway Pundit's headlining an interesting story on Clinton corruption, you can read part of it here. Hillary, of course, hasn't been locked up yet, unlike Roger Stone who isn't allowed to say anything anymore after he troll posted on Instagram.

Stone was raided at 5 am and dragged out of his house to jail for opposing the Deep State, but Juicy wasn't. Was that because Juicy was part of the DS narrative, unlike Stone? Whatever, Juicy still has its job at Fox whereas the repellent Roseanne Barr was fired for a tweet. Sic transit.

Then there's ISIS brides. They're having buyers remorse and want to return home so that they can have their babies in a world of electricity and running water. Charity notwithstanding, nein danke.

St. Peter Damian was famous for the rigor of his asceticism and reforming the many sins of the 11th century church. This apparently included abuse of minors. Familiar? In the meanwhile, we have to ask.

C'mon, Juicy, why'd you write a check? Watch this, good work Jericho Green.

And in case you're wondering, Yellowstone continues to cook off.

Cheers,

LSP

Grey's Scouts Ride On

We think, understandably, that horse cavalry's a thing of the past but it wasn't in Rhodesia in its courageous if doomed Bush War in the 1970s.

Facing a shortage of vehicles, petrol and the logistical reality of having to operate in rugged terrain, Rhodesian security forces raised an experimental unit of horse infantry, MIU (Mounted Infantry Unit) to take the war to the enemy.

The MIU proved successful despite initial criticism from units such as the Rhodesian Light Infantry and SAS. By 1975 the MIU had produced tangible results, the experiment worked:

The intimidating psychological effect on terrorist and tribesman alike of the man on the horse quickly gained the MIU a hard reputation and led to a widespread respect for the 'Mahout'. The sight of a horseman, with rifle levelled, crashing through the mealies towards a terrorist was more than enough to terrify the most hard-core commissar (leaders of terrorist gangs styled themselves 'political commissars').

The MIU became the Grey's Scouts, named after Captain Grey who raised cavalry against the wizard rebellion in Matabeleland in 1896, and fought with distinction.

Horse soldiering's made a comeback since the 1970s, not least in central North Texas where membership in irregular mounted units under the honorary colonelcy of First Lady Melania is both prized and sought after.

Thanks, Mattexian, for the reminder.

Ride On,

LSP

Jussie Subpeonaed!

Multiple subpeonas have been issued on Jussie Smollett in an attempt to obtain records concerning  what appear to be several hoax hate crimes, a fraudulent hate letter and the now famous MAGA hat bleach noose lynching.

Juicy's story began to unravel after two Nigerians told Chicago PD that the actor paid them to stage the crime and mailed the bogus hate letter himself.

Juicy is now officially a suspect and detectives are presenting evidence before a Cook County Grand Jury.

LSP

Up She Rises

Just look at all those Commies! But seriously, imagine, for a moment, what things will look like here when the wheels go off.

Your Pal,

LSP

Best Brexit Ever!

Disregard the useless acting of the person who misplayed the Iron Duke and watch the charge. Scots Greys, forward!

LSP on a Grey

If you're a horseman you'll appreciate the sound, fury and kinetic energy of the thing. Hell for leather and devil take the hindmost.

Must ride more.

BREXIT forever,

LSP

No Shoot

Like all good plans, this one was simple. Walk the dog to the Pick 'n Steal, get some coffee, say Morning Prayer, take care of immediate business and then go for a shoot.

Flooding

What an excellent plan, right? And practical too, involving zeroing in a  triad of deadly assault rifles, 5.56 and 7.62. Make sure the blasters were still working, sort of thing, and then relax off with a bit of plinking against targets of opportunity; soda cans, steel plates, shotgun shells, kettles, cell phones, whatever.

Typical Clovis Points

But no. It started to rain, thunder rolled and crashed across the sky and a vengeful, biting wind cut across the Compound like the harbinger of a new Ice Age. I tell you, it's like the Younger Dryas extinction event here in the Central Zone.

Look, a Dog on a Rug

So no shoot and that's fine by Blue Somnolent but frustrating for me. Still, it's not all bad, check out this uplifting new infovideo from Carpe Doncton.

 

Childish Media - This is America
Thanks for the great idea @Cernovich

Hate Crimes are Real... They just aren't "News" pic.twitter.com/1LAkZAWwCg

— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) February 19, 2019

What excellent art!

Gun rights,

LSP

Melania The New Eva

This inconsequential and rarely read mind blog's been accused of provincialism and a weird focus on Jussie Smollett's luvvie hate crimes. 

So to set the record straight we're broadcasting Melania blasting socialism. Thanks, Adrienne, for the heads up.

Well done, First Lady.

LSP